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Doug Fudgestein

About Me

Ask me and I will tell you. Sometimes I'd rather be funny than serious. I love to read, pretty much anything I can get my hands on. I don't eat chicken or turkey. Ask me and I will tell you why. I don't care if you do though. I love French Fries of any kind. I want to learn how to speak fluent Italian and then travel to Italy and live and work there for a year. Just ask me and I will tell you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chicks who dig Mad Libs..and the duke line. - Uncle Touchdown - Charles Bukowski - Someone with a witty, sarcastic sense of humor - Grimace

My Blog

Tackleberry + my gym

Today, I got to jog on the treadmill next to 'Sweetchuck' from Police Academy. It was awesome. http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l53/zstates/Sweetchuck.jpg (That's Sweetchuck on the right)
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:19:00 GMT

Champ of 2005

Receptionist sues boss for allegedly masturbating on her Jorge Garcia was charged with indecent exposure after he allegedly ejaculated onto a woman at his office. By Lisa Swee...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:30:00 GMT

Hilarious or Repulsive....

This story can go either way... Man pleads guilty in horse-sex case    Associated Press Last updated: 10:05 p.m., Wednesday, November 30, 2005  SEATTLE -- A man has pleaded guilty to tr...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:08:00 GMT

Word of the week for 12/31

Lets see this week they are the following: - maladroit - Retarded - vapid (Used only once but it was sooo perfect, totally the right word) - Focker (for all the obvious and stupid reasons,...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 11:24:00 GMT

Favorite words for this week 12/13/04

Not sure why...but for some reason these are my favorite words for this week. - Buffoon - Nefarious - Douchebag Buffoon especially, its just so.... perfect for so many things.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Dec 2004 11:10:00 GMT

My job

So I had an interview in Boston the other day. I hate the majority of job interviews I go on. Most of them are so fake and absolutely laughable. Perspective employer: "Can you describe some of your st...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Oct 2004 23:49:00 GMT

Goonies.

I love this movie. Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Aug 2004 14:22:00 GMT