About Me
i am kat. are you hip to my lingo? noise complaint!i enjoy unhealthy numbers of private jokes & facial expressions,yellow cadillacs,i want to be a blues brother,talking talking talking,when cidar no longer tastes like stomach acid,freshly bruised,our wierd relationship,a good t-shirt,conversation with charm and witt,art & design,i hate vogue and i hate pete doherty,i don't always want to be in a pub,red nails,making a pound out of 20 pences,having no shoes i like but wearing them until they're full of holes,noticing all the strange things,psychology,finished school,hanging with the nerds,knickers,stop complaining,i've never played monopoly or eaten a subway sandwich,having no self esteem,too much hairpspray,having lots of lighters at the same time for no reason at all in a variety of colours,when they repeat the things i like,the clash,the distillers,lyrics that make you laugh & think,play some ska,infact play something,anything,but not babyshambles anything but babyshambles,i'd like a new bag/jacket/pair of shoes,i'd like a lot of things,but i don't like to ask,summer,fantastic,dress sense,okay,heres a theory - i don't understand,dressing the way you like,you don't like,you should need,you should need to dress like that,because if you didn't you'd feel like an imposter,you'd feel stupid,but not dressing like something because other people think its stupid,now thats not dress sense,grins,poloroids,that way of thinking that makes me want to talk to you,i can't stand hypocrites,paranoid,stop calling it a session,your sitting in your mams kitchen with two cans of fosters and a bottle of stella,its not a session,i'm not funny,don't copy my jokes,mints,mint flavoured shots,is there any other flavour of toothpaste than mint,i love it when a plan comes together,quoting films,tv,adverts,books,i can't stand when people exhaggerate - my god i've just had a sip of some excentrically named cocktail that my best friend whom i've know three days just bought me i'm so pissed i could shag that tramp in the carpark infact i will,its funny cause you think i made that up,well its practically true,jimmy urine,i can't pull off hats,well of corse i can pull them off physically from someones head,just if i wear them i look like a seal,its true,collarbones,i can't believe i write this shite,i want to buy a shed,arcylics,i dislike purple,a bit,well,actually yeah i don't like purple,free public transport,skittles & irn bru,they think my sugar intake affects my way of speaking,a rambling old english gentleman whos just taken acid and decided that he no longer believes that the sky is blue and the grass is green,alcohol,everyone likes alcohol,its actually really stupid that i'm even pointing it out,considering every single person who reads this i have no doubt will have consumed it,in various quantities,diamond encrusted skag ties and the like,i can't take or give compliments very well,but i think your impeckably dressed and your geneuinely very pretty,he fascinates me,we're not together or apart,we're happy exactly where we are,why did you even read this,i am described far better by movement and noises than i am by words,idiots."i've had my pain,yours is in the post."
