ON NOTICE:
1. shrub - aka baby bush: you are the only president to say that god himself speaks through you. sorry service-dodger, but that job belongs to jesus...i count every minute until you are out of office
2. wine - stop calling, stop writing, stop asking me out on dates! seriously, you are ruining my social life. i spend all my time with you and all i get in return is a nasty hangover. oh, and the you, me and my friends, the five ways are getting way out of hand...
3. acid reflux - i'm not sure what you think you are accomplishing by ruining my sleeping, but it's gonna come down to rumble...yeah, i said a rumble!
4. driving while houstonian - to every single suv driving, 1.5 kids having, starbucks coffee slurping, cell phone blabbing, juicy couture tracktsuit wearing, suburban yuppie housewife who drives in front of me everyday - YOU are on notice! i will find you...and so might a banana in your tailpipe
5. wine snobs - there is no room for you here...leave
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The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
What is your favorite..
gum: the gum from a blow pop
restaurant: willi's wine bar - paris
drink: wine
season: autumn
type of weather: chilly
emotion: elation
thing to do on a half day: meet friends for cocktails
late-night activity: wine
sport: wine
city: catalina
store: wine
When was the last time you..
cried: the last time i spilled my wine...
played a sport: last tuesday
laughed: everyday
hugged someone: everyday
kissed someone: everyday
felt depressed: jamais
felt elated: everyday
felt overworked: everyday
faked sick: jamais
lied: i'm in sales, what do you think?
What was the last..
word you said: bye
thing you ate: wine
song you listened to: take your mama - scissor sisters
thing you drank: wine
place you went to: san francisco
movie you saw: amelie
movie you rented: no rento
concert you attended: depeche mode
Who was the last person you..
hugged: martin
cried over: martin (tears of joy!)
kissed: martin
danced with: gary (damn...gay guys are good dancers)
shared a secret with: everyone!
had a sleepover with: i'm in my 30's...that's illegal
called: chris
went to a movie with: are you asking me on a date?
saw: martin
were angry with: mi trabajo
couldn't take your eyes off of: mayor mcdreamy - san francisco...
obsessed over: mi trabajo
Have you ever..
danced in the rain: oh, but i want to...
kissed someone: everyday
done drugs: are you a cop?
drank alcohol: everyday
slept around: do you want to??
partied 'til the sun came up: si
had a movie marathon: si
gone too far on a dare: jamais
spun until you were immensely dizzy: i was 3 once...
taken a survey quite like this before: jamais!
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