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mother spacelord

self improvement is masturbation

About Me

aim - mother spacelord thats all you need to know

My Interests

drank, drink, drunk, whiskey, jagermeister, all that is metal, my slick ass jeep that hasnt been washed in a year, country music only when i have a beer in my hand, video games, my beautiful betty sue and mary jane and (since last summer) the gorgeous roxanne and now the gorgeous and very expensive Victoria, priscilla the giant amp, playin guitar, politics,

I'd like to meet:

lloyd kaufman (damn you, colonel) chuck schuldiner (godfather of death metal, RIP)

Music:

all that is metal, nile, slayer, mastodon, king crimson, blind guardian, dragonforce, the sword, emperor, and most important of all.... DEATH!

Movies:

clockwork orange coming to america scarface

Television:

abc family channel reruns and metalocalypse (nothing else matters)

Books:

anything by HP lovecraft, the count of monte cristo, clockwork orange, the wanting seed, breakfast of champions, marquis de sade

Heroes:

me, my father, dave mustaine (so fast and badass on guitar he got carpal tunnel syndrome, then came back and is faster than ever), and chuck schuldiner

My Blog

claytonius, Your ideal job is......

.......Satan!
Posted by mother spacelord on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fun times at a job i cant quit

have you ever had to clean out a freezer full of dead dogs and cats, with the stray hairs falling out of the black plastic bags filled with death, inhaling the pungent odor of decay that constantly re...
Posted by mother spacelord on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wha?!

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street you live on):shadow waterford 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): cheeto frank 3. YOUR FASH...
Posted by mother spacelord on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST