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alton

If you squeeze one end of a sausage, the opposite end will always blows up.

About Me

i like watching big men in tight clothing run around and chase each other. i could do it all day. The previous sentence not written by me is refrerring to nfl football, which admittedly could watch all day. I am able to communicate and get along with people 94.3% of the time. I can't say that my life is boring, but at times this fact can get me into trouble. I have been here and there and accomplished many things, it would be hard to say that I did any of it in a conventional manner. My life has recently changed drastically, and has become a simple plan. All that I know now is writing and fishing and lots of other stuff and things.

My Interests

serenity, owls, and polish sausage corndogs

I'd like to meet:

a person, a dog or perhaps a monkey

Music:

red hot chili pepperrs, murphy lee, latyrx, modest mouse, paul mccartney, 10cc

Movies:

the big lebowski, style wars, office space, adventures in babysitting, camp nowhere, seven

Television:

Saved by the bell, forensic files, one tree hill, golden girls

Books:

no arm in left field, Boonville, the sun also rises, To kill a mockingbird

Heroes:

Will Clark, Warren Moon, and Donald Rumsfeld

My Blog

nightvision

I want too many things. This seems strange to me considering that I have no care for material things. When I take the time to examine my own selfish desires, it is obvious that I have everything tha...
Posted by alton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

to exist outside of conformity...or not

Today is definately Monday according to the calendar I got for Christmas. Does Monday mean that I will do exactly what I did the previous monday? I won't let that happen. I watched Groundhogs day o...
Posted by alton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What keeps me motivated

polish sausage corn dogs strange people on public transportation swimming in a river diving into a pile of leaves getting to know a tree (in the biblical sense) people with low self-esteem ideas...
Posted by alton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST