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john

I am here for Friends

About Me

Half fish, half pizza roll.Wrote a screenplay nobody'll ever make. Also once ate a sandwich. It was a'ight.

My Real Blog

I honestly don't know why the fuck I have a myspace page. I'm guessing because it makes it easier for the 5 billion webcam whores on myspace to constantly deluge me with friend requests. See, I'm a giver.

My Interests

Sucking, in all of its meanings

I'd like to meet:

Nudist painters and communists

Music:

Pronunciation: 'myü-zik Function: noun Usage: often attributive Etymology: Middle English musik, from Old French musique, from Latin musica, from Greek mousikE any art presided over by the Muses, especially music, from feminine of mousikos of the Muses, from Mousa Muse Date: 13th century 1 a : the science or art of ordering tones or sounds in succession, in combination, and in temporal relationships to produce a composition having unity and continuity b : vocal, instrumental, or mechanical sounds having rhythm, melody, or harmony 2 a : an agreeable sound : EUPHONY b : musical quality 3 : a musical accompaniment 4 : the score of a musical composition set down on paper 5 : a distinctive type or category of music

Movies:

Pronunciation: 'mü-vE Function: noun Etymology: moving picture Date: 1912 1 : MOTION PICTURE 2 plural : a showing of a motion picture 3 plural : the motion-picture medium or industry

Television:

Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong/ Bing-bong/ Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong/ Bing-bong/Television, say you love me/ Television, say you care/ Loneliness is my profession/ Show me those who are not there/Television, murmur to me/ Deep inside my room tonight/ You're the devil's fishbowl, honey/ I undress before your lies/ Your lies.../ Your lies.../Television, open to me/ My remote is in my hand/ I can dim you to a red light/ Honey, try to understand/ I'm there.../ So there.../Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong/ Bing-bong/ Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong/ Bing-bong/Television, I'm so sorry/ If I turned you off back there/ I'm so small in your dimension/ My kid will look like you, I swear/ I swear.../ Oh, I swear.../Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong/ Bing-bong/ Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong/ Bing-bong/ Bing-a-bong-a-bing-bong/ Bing-bong/See through me/ See through me/ See through me/ See through me/ See through me/ See through me/ See through me/ See through me-Robyn Hitchcock, 2004

Books:

Dan-o

Heroes:

John Lennon, Andy Kaufman, Bob Mould, Batman