not your regular guy...i am: average in body, but not in mind; strong-willed; open-minded; outside the 'mainstream', but still able to earn a decent, stable living...no 'starving artist' here; a song lyrics junkie; a libertarian in the truest sense of the word; enlightened (but i think actually saying it means that i'm not); a smartass; irreverent...i am not: naive; a republican; a liar...i can: read; play the bagpipes, clarinet, saxophone, tinwhistle, trumpet; throat sing; tear a car apart and rebuild it (and have); ride a horse; see auras; do bonsai, visualize spacial dimensions beyond 3...i cannot: see the future; do math if it includes letters...i like: people; philosophy; conversation; wine; anything with sky vodka in it...i likenot: people; organized religions; capital letters; anything having to do with the fucking red sox...what the hell is wrong with you people? it's a sport. get some perspective.
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