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maria

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About Me

Sweets are a huge weakness for me. It might explain my unswerving loyalty to pop music...so fun and sugary. :) If you can sing, I probably have a crush on you. I'm not joking. I keep about 95% of my thoughts and feelings to myself. It's a disease. I recently reentered the iPod owners club and I have to say...it feels amazing. and most of my life is infused with painful awkwardness... See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor .
MARIA
Mis forMushy
Ais forArticulate
Ris forResponsible
Iis forImpressive
Ais forAnimated What Does Your Name Mean?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

aside from my ever growing list of celebs and fictional characters, I'd like to meet as many people who can successfully wink without making it obvious or unnatural in any way. winking is awesome.

My Blog

candy raver

I would just like to take a moment to apologize to anyone who has ever thought or has gone so far as to tell me that they thought I am a candy raver.  I was only just recently enlightened to the ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:54:00 GMT

my UConn top 10

for whatever reason, I've been in a contemplative mood.  the following is a list of things from my college experience that I miss and that it's likely no one cares about.  but what...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 13:00:00 GMT

The List

Every so often I put out a list of the top 10 guys that I would marry.  Not that anyone cares.  But anyway, here is the latest list.  Some are new, some consistently make it, all are ho...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 16:19:00 GMT

Slam Poetry

He's got a 5 dollar hair cut and a 2 dollar smile. If he were a TV channel I'd ask can somebody please change the dial? Tall, dark, and handsome more like gangly, not dark, and a bum. I own a b...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 07:03:00 GMT

Devastation

This week in tv. The brothers got eliminated on the Amazing Race. Nikko got the boot from American Idol and Bobby John's torch went out on Survivor. All three of my reality favorites kicked off my ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 13:53:00 GMT

scent

there's this guys' body spray commercial that reports scent being the strongest sense tied to memory. I've found this to be quite true.strawberry kiwi comet bonne bell lipsmackers reminds me of freshm...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:01:00 GMT

Baby

This morning on my way into work I heard Baby by Brandy on the radio. I was so overjoyed and I had visions of the cassestte single sitting on my bed along with the singles for da Brat's F'all Y'all a...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 09:55:00 GMT

Ed Stevens.

I would just like to take the time to say that I would love nothing more than to marry Edward J. Stevens. Tall, skinny, smart, funny, willing to look silly in public...why it seems he has all the ide...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Mar 2005 17:04:00 GMT