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sam

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About Me

it all started in about 1984 when my mom shit out an unborn baby...... This layout was made by Awesome Layouts By Katielayout made by: Awesome Layouts by KatieLayout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Browse Layouts

My Interests

I love midget wrestling, thai food, reading, writing, arithmetic, i'm a competitive eater, dingleberry muncher, visit a variety of libraries, art shows, getting pedicures(especially french) with a happy ending, disecting bugs, long walks on the beach, and last but not least i love tugging one off for the team

I'd like to meet:

harriet tubman, arethra franklin, georgia peaches, hellen keller, bobby brown, conan obrien, olsen twins, napolean dynamite, julia caeser, my mom, my dad, jesus, christopher robin and winnie the pooh, einstein and screech from saved by the bell

Music:

Hanson, Backstreet Boys, Flava Flav, david hasslehoff, william hung, spice girls still rock, beethoven, queen latifah, hillary duff, little bow wow, salt n pepa, jackson 5(michael is innocent), and lu bega

Movies:

Duece Bigalo is the best movie ever, ace ventura..1and 2, dumb and dumber, bambi, forest gump, brokeback mountain, the birdcage, men in back..starring Buck Dallis, oh yea and Friday the 13th 7

Television:

Oprah, oprah and oprah, qvc, john basedale infomertials, any lifetime movie is touching, golden girls, full house...because michele is sexy, urika's castle, fraggle rock, david and the gnome re-runs, and my all time fav...Sharon, Louis and Braham

Books:

HOly bible, babysitters club, cam jansen, hardy boys, daniele steele, cloudy with a chance of meetballs, everybody goes poop, schwank magazine, dr. seuss, barenstein bears, the TI-83 calculater manual and mother goose is a must before bedtime

Heroes:

richard simmons, oj, martha stuart, the owners of ENRON, the pope, my dog killer, T-BEAR, mighty mouse, robo cop, captain planet, Heman, alfalfa, and gilbert grape