Bryan

Hey my name is Bryan. Anything you heard about me is completely inaccurate. I only like doing things that make me sad or make other people sad. Being sad is awesome, more people should be that way. I enjoy anything that is easy. People always say I am a nice guy, but this is completely asinine. I hate everyone including myself. I am an equal opportunity hater. I only play guitar because I hate everything and it is my way of getting back. My favorite phrase is "Can I hold your hair?" that and "I love you" from every girl you've known for 15 minutes. I love people that stare at me when I introduce myself and don't say a word back. Other than the lies I did in the past paragraph, I love you all. Muah! xoxoxo. Anyways if you think this is cool you can IM me at bt1348.