eddie

Hey, I'm The Perfect Boyfriend. I always call, have a good job, and only watch porn on the weekends. I never forget your birthday, your mom's birthday, and I write you eloquent yet sarcastic love letters.I never take myself too seriously, but I still love to play tag football and work on my car. I also like Rugby. Preferably naked rugby with just you and me.I have tattoos, and like to drink, but also like to stay home with you and watch movies. I don't want to say I'm sensitive, but having a little compassion isn't bad. I won't coddle you, but I will listen to your problems and try to give you helpful advice without telling you what to do.I love horror movies, but also like cartoons. I love zombie movies and hiking. Preferably in the woods at night so we can pretend to be zombie lovers! Haha.I love animals and I will always treat your pets with respect, they get to eat before I do. (Those dogs will lick peanut butter off of anything...hahaha)But seriously, I'm down to earth, semi-intelligent, and will take you out to dinner at least twice a week. Maybe little trinkets, too.