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Gordon

idaho? no, you the ho

About Me

my name is gordon. i am 27 and i am an alcoholic. i've been sober for 2...eerr......oops! you might want to ignore that. writing a speach for my friend who is also named "gordon" and who is also 27. well like i was saying i'm gordon, 27. i technically fit the definition of being homeless. i am part of a group which travels around the country kinda like nomads. i have no real home. new city, new hotel every week. my best friends are the front desk, room service, and the cleaning staff. all the people you see on my friends list, all marriot employees. i've been legally adopted by the concierge.

My Interests

sushi, shopping, cartoons, tanning, gym, pandas(grilled w/JD BBQ sauce), ACC b-ball, south beach, hermosa beach, happy hour...

I'd like to meet:

everyone

Music:

thievery corporation, wu tang, dj krush, mf doom, K-Os, biggie, porthish head

Movies:

Borat, Requiem of a Dream, Zoolander, Indahouse, Beetlejuice, Akira, The Shining, Boiler Room, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Harold and Kumar, Pumping Iron, Clockwork Orange, Gridlock

Television:

Afro Samurai, Mythbusters, Entourage, AOTS, Boondocks...

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham

Heroes:

Arnold (when he was on steroids)

My Blog

Cingular Wireless

My first cell phone was with cingular.  They screwed up my bill one month and over charged me $1100.  They acknowledged it was their fault but they refused to fix it.  I wouldn't pay it...
Posted by Gordon on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:49:00 PST

Irony

People waiting for hours in their cars in front of the gym for a parking space because all of the availible spaces are "too" far away.
Posted by Gordon on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:58:00 PST