Ahhhh, the "About Me" section. This is where people hope to invoke the karmic rule of revenge through better living. They describe how wonderful and fulfilling their lives are, just for those ghosts from the past who decide to do random Myspace searches for those they once knew.
I'm so happy to hear about how great everything is, what with you having a soulmate for life or whatever, and who knows how many hellspawn offspring that you're devoted to. Lame!
Let's have a little more honestly for a change. I don't want you rubbing your wonderful life in my face, making me feel bad because I just learned how to tie a tie last week, (that's a lie, I'm 27 and still don't know how to do that. God bless whomever invented the clip-on.)
My name is Joshua and I'm an indentured servant to the army of these United States. After over five years of active duty service, and two year-long tours in Iraq, I was able to get out of the military and enjoy the life that all civilians take for granted, (i.e. getting fat, waking up after the sun has risen, not having to work out and quiting a job if one feels like it). Following a year and a half of the good life, I was involuntarily reactivated into the army for a third tour in Iraq. I feel so blessed and honored to once again defend my country against enemies that we created out of our own arrogance, stupidity and pride. Go U.S.A.! Let's shoot some people in the face!
When I'm not busy engaging in self-pity, I take the time to write a fairly humorous blog, called Eighty-Four Glyde. Yeah, sorry, I'm just another person spewing my inconsequential (and often misspelled) thoughts on the internet. Myspace: Too many writers, not enough words. But, at least my shit is designed to be funny! Check it out. Eighty-Four Glyde is the wave of the future and it's always more fun to jump on the bandwagon at the beginning, n'est pas?
Below I have some Eighty-Four Glyde banners for you to yoink and throw on your own pages. Go ahead, it's just like smoking, they make you look cool. You'll be the envy of everybody within a two-foot radius!
Oh yeah, and Dane Cook is a shitty comedian.
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