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Bailey's Own Colossal

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About Me

Originally, I decided to be semi-original and just not fill this out. Now, I'm filling it out due to guilt, which is unoriginal, and also commenting on the fact that I hate filling out these things - which is VERY unoriginal. The only thing apparently original about this is my repetitive use of the word 'original'...and, let's be honest, that's more obnoxious than original. Interestingly, this turns out to describe me quite well. Also, I like smoked gouda.Here are my celebrity lookalikes. Apparently.

My Interests

brains, cletus, cog sci, the definite article, green eyes, jackets, Jupiter, dark beer, milkshakes, women that don't like me very much, short stories, siracha, garlic, bad jokes, people pretending to not hear my bad jokes, garbanzo beans, bourbon, large metal belt buckles, the phrase 'in any event', chi low, getting into graduate school, the weather

I'd like to meet:

I need someone who makes fun of me, so I don't feel bad about making fun of them.

Music:

Andrew W.K., Del, Gang Starr, The Cure, Jawbreaker, Lovage, Wolfsheim, Ludacris, Guns N' Roses, David Bowie, Faith no More, Handsome Boy, Jawbreaker, the Pillows, Joy Division, Massive Attack, Peter Murphy, Placebo, Radiohead, Sabbath, Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Velvet Underground, De La Soul, J5, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Outkast, Guru, Prince Paul, Badly Drawn Boy, Electric Six, Modest Mouse, Johnny Cash, Ella Fitzgerald, NIN, Depeche Mode, the futureheads, social distortion, Vagenius, the Go! Team, Arctic Monkeys, BRMC, Bouncing Souls, Broken Social Scene, Dangerdoom, the Cribs, and others that I'm too ashamed to admit as guilty pleasures.

Movies:

Roman Holiday, Spaceballs, Trading Places, Three Kings, To Catch a Thief, Rules of Attraction, A Fish Called Wanda, The Royal Tennenbaums, Indiana Jones, Aladdin, the In Laws (original), A Shot in the Dark, Spies like Us, Goldfinger, Airplane!, Life of Brian, Office Space, Pirates of the Carribean, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Distinguished Gentleman, the Fifth Element, Out of Sight, Lake Placid, Super Troopers, Old School, Billy Madison.

Television:

DuckTales, NewsRadio, Sealab seasons 1&2, ATHF, Harvey Birdman, The Daily Show, Southpark, Kids in the Hall, Red Dwarf, Scrubs, Thundercats, Family Guy, The Critic, That 70's Show, Ali G, FLCL, Reno 911, Jeopardy, Connections, BBC World News, The State, UCB

Books:

the Moonstone, Flatland, The Prince, Still Life with Woodpecker, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Lolita, The Peloponnesian War, Dickins, Notes from Underground, Atonement, Candide, History of the Peloponnesian War

Heroes:

Sisyphus

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