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Vicky

You're screaming No no no! and all they hear is Who wants cake?

About Me

YES, I AM aware that I have the exact same name as the robot in Small Wonder. You may ask me about it and in return shall receive exactly one blank stare. I have an irrational fear of moths. I have an intense love of cauterization. The sound and feel of cardboard against styrofoam makes me want to crawl directly out of my skin and into a corner to die.

My Interests

dressing up rats as other animals/characters and then sending the pictures to everyone i know in the name of christmas. sadly, it appears that our costume supplier is now only making guinea pig costumes. any suggestions?

I'd like to meet:

people with internal creepiness moniters

Music:

favorites is too hard, so we'll go the other way. i think i would have to put bright eyes at the top of my current most hated list. good lord are they irritating.

Movies:

I would like to see footage of anything involving former Rep. James Traficant. Here's an excellent example of why: "I want you to disregard all the opposing counsel has said. I think they're delusionary. I think they've had something funny for lunch in their meal, I think they should be handcuffed, chained to a fence and flogged, and all of their hearsay evidence should be thrown the hell out. And if they lie again, I'm going to go over there and kick them in the crotch. Thank you very much." — Rep. James Traficant's (D-Ohio) closing statement to the ethics panel. This line of reasoning went well for him. Did I mention that he's currently in jail?

Television:

six feet under, the daily show, west wing, law & order, da ali g show, mi-5, carnivale, the state, never mind the buzzcocks (if only we had it here...), huff. sigh. i miss tv.

Books:

anil's ghost. stiff: the curious lives of human cadavers. the naked and the dead. phantoms in the brain. pretty much anything by kundera, baldwin, auster, gaiman, chandler, hammett, garcia marquez, borges, atwood, greene, or dave barry, to name a few. and, of course, the golden egg book.

Heroes:

Brian Sacks