i'll tell you no lies.
if you ever get hit
with a bucket of shit,
be certain to close your eyes. I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
eddi is my preferred name, though i'm known more widely as jess. i'm quite a large partier, so if you ever see me at prism buy me a drink and i'll love you forever. i love dancing, perhaps a bit too much. i perform in various places on vancouver island (and some places on the mainland) as a soloist, with sisters arrakis, and the al ahsan dancers.
i enjoy writing when i can get motivated enough to do it, but rarely post or keep any of my ramblings as they reveal too many shallow patterns about myself that i'd rather remain oblivious to. that being said, i adore poetry and prose and hope to one day get the balls to read something
of mine at an open mic slam night. some of my bitching can be read on my live journal (click) so if you care to take a peek go ahead, but be gentle.
i'm into anything artistic. sculpting, painting, and creating are extremely exciting for me--once again, when i have the motivation and tools to do so. performance art is my favourite of all, however. there is truly nothing like being on stage and feeling the electricity from the audience envelop you in a buzzing cloud of adrenaline. truly some of my finest moments have been shared with a crowd of bewildered onlookers. and i'm not just talking about the times i get really drunk and run around with a dildo on my head screaming "I'M A RHINOCEROS!"
some of my biggest flaws include my disgusting smoking habit, my excessive love of booze, and my apparent lethargy. i may very well be doomed to spending the rest of my life in the same town with the same type of job, dragging my sorry ass to work every day and hating each moment of it--living for the weekends which i can't remember anyway save the moments of waking up booze soaked with my clothes on backwards and a kidney missing. i can also be rather narcissistic and worried about my appearance, insecure, and yes, even obsessive. i have mood swings, i hover between utter despair and elation, which is usually kept at bay by a long hug and a walk by the water. despite my occasional moments of insanity, i am a pretty nice person once you get to know me and i relax a little.
now, if you've read all that and STILL want to be my friend, you're fucked up and i need to know who you are so i can molest you.
I heard of a man
who says words so beautifully
that if he only speaks their name
women give themselves to him.
If I am dumb beside your body
while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips.
it is because I hear a man climb stairs and clear his
throat outside the door.
You're a strap-on!!
Take What sex toy am I? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator .