My Grandma says I was born 50 years old.
KRYSSI
(noun):
A person of questionable sanity
who starts her own cult.
[ How will you be defined in the dictionary? ]
GABRIEL (my chihuahua)
wanderlust
sleeping
animals
LGBTA rights
California
used clothing
used music
anti-psychiatry
nutrition
hot [green] tea & honey
guacamole
garlic (it cures everything)
misanthropy
compassion
silent observation
pool
scrabble
recycling
nostalgia
seeing horror films w/ my Grandma
comedy
tragedy
making money
MUSIC MUSIC & MUSIC
Modest, animal-loving folk who possess decent taste in music,
a witty and/or cynical sense of humor, and thoughts of their own.
Lily Tomlin & Jane Wagner, Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo,
Pam Grier, Chrissie Hynde, Annie Lennox, Chrissy Amphlett,
Shirley Manson, Ilene Chaiken...women in general who kick ass.
I would NOT like to meet:
_narcissists
_Madonna (See above.)
_people who think Madonna is some kind of genius
_shitty MySpace "musicians"
_people with obnoxious, poorly coded profiles
_sheeple who believe everything gossip mongers (TMZ and E!) say as gospel
_patriots/nationalists (See below.)
_brainwashed religious extremists (and I aren't just talkin'bout them "terrorists", mm'kaaay?)
BANDS: If you want me to add you, please send me a message explaining why you think I'd want to listen to your music.
BOTARDS: If it is evident to me that you cannot spell, punctuate, type (simple words like "you" do not need to be abbreviated!), and that basically you wasted all of your time jerking off during 3rd grade grammar lessons, then I will not be associated with you.
Tori Amos
Fiona Apple
Jann Arden
Emilie Autumn
Björk
Blue Rodeo
Boomkat
Sarah Brightman
Jeff Buckley
Kate Bush
The Cars
Tracy Chapman
Cocteau Twins
CONCRETE BLONDE:
The Corrs
Cowboy Junkies
The Cure
Delerium
Dido
Ani DiFranco
The Distillers
Divinyls:
Fefe Dobson
Minnie Driver
The Eagles
Eminem
Enigma
Enya
Esthero
Melissa Etheridge
Eurythmics
The Faint
Bryan Ferry
A Fine Frenzy
Frou Frou
Garbage:
Genesis
Goldfrapp
Gram Rabbit:
Patty Griffin
Beth Hart
PJ Harvey
Sophie B. Hawkins
Imogen Heap:
Heart
Hole
Joydrop
Chantal Kreviazuk
Ladytron
Le Tigre
Annie Lennox:
Jenny Lewis
Lone Justice
MR. JAMES A. MANKEY
Maria McKee
Sarah McLachlan:
Mirah
Abra Moore
Mandy Moore
The Murmurs
Bif Naked
MS. JOHNETTE LIN NAPOLITANO
Heather Nova
Paul Oakenfold
Outkast
Poe
Portishead
Pretenders:
Pretty & Twisted
Rilo Kiley
Rolling Stones
Romeo Void
Roxette
Roxy Music
Patti Smith
Sonia Dada
Regina Spektor
Alison Sudol
Talking Heads
Tegan & Sara:
Texas
Train
KT Tunstall
Shiny Toy Guns
Vesper Sparrow
Whiskeytown
Dar Williams
Rachael Yamagata
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ALTERNATIVE]
[ELECTRONIC]
[FOLK]
[GREGORIAN CHANTS]
[NEW WAVE]
[VIOLINS/CELLOS]
I can't seem to sit through movies lately without drugging myself first, but...
Supersize Me
Sicko
The 10th Kingdom (guiltiest of all guilty pleasures)
SAW - all 283975 of them
Whatever makes me laugh (without lowering my IQ), shocks me, or moves me to tears - I'm quite the masochistic sucker for depressive unrequited love stories as I can totally relate all too well.
Anything written by Woody Allen, or starring BETTE DAVIS:
Whoopi Goldberg movies never fail to lift my spirits, either (she's my idol for LIFE, so please do not shit-talk this woman in my presence or so help me Lucifer...):
Almost everything 'cutting-edge' on FX and Comedy Central (South Park and Sarah Silverman excluded because I DO have standards); any BRITISH sketch comedy, anything starring Debra Jo Rupp, containing lesbians, or all the above...somehow.
Boston Legal
Cosby
Family Guy
House, M.D.
Joan of Arcadia [FUCK YOU, CBS, SERIOUSLY! Evil pricks.]
The L Word:
Star Trek: TNG
That '70s Show
Will & Grace Jack & Karen
The X-Files
The Color Purple
Fast Food Nation
Frankenstein
Ishmael
Honestly, I'm not much of an avid reader (go ahead and stone me - I deserve it) but again, I prefer stories that will shock or depress me. If it doesn't move me, it's a criminal waste of my time.
Dr. Kevorkian
villains
hermits
nomads
cannibals
Tammy Faye (and other such tolerant, accepting, angelic folk)
underdogs
tree-huggers
triple-threats
genderbenders
social outcasts
bad-ass bitches
adopters who don't breed
noble vigilantes, such as:
ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT