Doctors... |
...are stupid. I'm sick of being sick. :(
Posted by Amy on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:31:00 PST |
It's a girl! |
Lucille Rose. Due September 18th. Yep.
Posted by Amy on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST |
"One ring to rule them all..." |
That's right, bitches! Get up on Peyton's nuts!
Ahahahaha! Fuck "da" Bears!
Posted by Amy on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST |
Do not drink alcoholic beverages when taking this medication... |
Oops.
Posted by Amy on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST |
Fuck ignorant assholes... |
...people are just barely getting by in this world and you want to take one of the only things that is helping them make it. I hope you fucking die.
Posted by Amy on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST |
Dearest Screeching Weasel... |
...COMEBACK TOUR!
Please?
Posted by Amy on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST |
I am getting a restraining order... |
...against all alcoholic beverages.
...and limes.
...no limes.
...silly goose.
Posted by Amy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:50:00 PST |
Chenga vs. the Big Red Truck |
I'd say it was a draw. Minimal damage to both parties. Well, that's what I assumed...cause the truck just took off. Twats. You should have heard me scream when she got nudged.&...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:20:00 PST |
Note to self: |
Do not go bra-less when chasing your escaped dog through the neighborhood. You will scare the neighbors.
Also, remember to grab the leash...or you will be walking a mile home hunch...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST |
As of today... |
...I live in a garage. *eyes bulge*
Posted by Amy on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST |
