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james

I know you can't destroy me but you're adorable when you try

About Me

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I'm a moody, complicated guy.. but a really nice one, unless you fuck with me! Let's see.. I listen to TONS of music, love the ocean, and really cool thunderstorms! Oh.. rollercoasters are a blast too! Yep.

My Interests

I like to drink beer, smoke weed, and listen to metal.. MUAHAHAHA!!!!!! I really, REALLY like girls with tattoos.. I like to do most things outdoors(NO hunting though) I enjoy most sports. But, not so much basketball. Or like.. NASCAR n' shit. I LOVE HOCKEY! GO SHARKS!!!!!!! Boo yah!

I'd like to meet:

King Buzzo, Aliens, Lemmy, CHRISTINA AGUILERA (Oh, man!!!) I dunno.. other than that, I guess I'd just like to meet cool people. Oh, and.. I'd LOVE to meet the lovely lady below..
OMG!!! :P

Music:

All kinds of music. Mostly variations of metal. You know.. grind, death, thrash, tech, doom, black, blah blah blah.... and HANK III!!! (thanks, Amy!) PIG DESTROYER, NAPALM DEATH, MELVINS, CONVERGE, NASUM, NEUROSIS, IMMOLATION.. Odious Mortem, Bathory, Watchmaker, Phobia, Kill the Client, Boris, Ufomammut, Pelican, Isis, Sulaco, Intronaut, Starkweather, Spawn of Possession, Suffocation, Nile, Decapitated, Benighted, Psycroptic, Cryptopsy, Vader, Exhumed, Leviathan, Immortal, Japanische Kampfhorspiele, Belphegor, Destroyer 666, Mogwai, Red Sparowes, Municipal Waste, Lair of the Minotaur, Rotten Sound, Yob, Candlemass, Mastodon, Rwake, Doomriders, Eyehategod, Generation of Vipers.... it goes on, and on, and on. I can't possibly list 'em all. You get the idea..

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, This Is Spinal Tap, Seven, Dodgeball, the Austin Powers trilogy, Snatch, The Ring, The Shining, Old School, Forrest Gump, Requiem For a Dream, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Lord of the Rings... anything as long as it grabs my attention. Those are some of my favorites, though.

Television:

DETHKLOK.. METALOCALYPSE is the best show ever made! Period. (thank you Erin for the heads up! I owe ya one m'lady!)South Park, Mythbusters, My Name is Earl, Miami Ink, Squidbillies, stuff on National Geographic Channel, Discovery Channel(SHARK WEEK!), A&E... other than that not too much. Network tv pretty much sucks. Oh, wait! I watch American Idol.. sometimes. And those stupid reality shows on VH1 haha! yep.. and sports.. can't wait for hockey season to begin!

Books:

Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore, Lords of Chaos, October 1964, Ball Four, The Glory of Their Times, Summer of '49, about half of Stephen King's books.. shit, that's about it. Guess I don't read too many books!

Heroes:

HAHAHA!!!

My Blog

Question.

Am I the ONLY ONE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET that thinks Fergie is, ummm... not that hot? She has an ugly face. Sorry.... Plus, she peed in her pants... uhhggg. It's just, that.. a guy at work was comple...
Posted by james on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:12:00 PST

Grrrrr !!!!

Muhfuggah's who can't talk on their cell phones and drive at the same time, need to get the FUCK off the phone and pay attention to the road.. It's getting ridiculous. Assholes..
Posted by james on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:35:00 PST

HELL YEAH!

Just got my appointments all set up for my tattoos.. whoo hoo! Got 5 appointments in 2 weeks on various body parts, so.. I'll be a hurting unit, but a happy one. Helluva way to spend a vacation!!! Y...
Posted by james on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST