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Chocolate Smurf

Nothing WORTH HAVING in this world comes easy...

About Me

Alright... So here it is...I'm just a regular guy trying to survive in a world with so many limitations. It seems that as I grow (as with everybody) I learn new and exciting ways to live life. Whether that means that I'm kick it with my boys or chillin with some ppl that I just met. Simply stated... I'm just an easygoing guy who likes to have fun. I work at a nightclub that suits my personality. Just in case you don't know... It's called BLISS NIGHTCLUB. I'm pretty much intrested in listening to what people have to say. If I was that one guy who knew everything then I'd be a complete jackass. Luckily, I'm not that guy... If there's anything else that you'd like to know, then just send me a messege. What's the worst thing that could happen???
Morpheus

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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My Interests

There are way too many thigns out there that could be considered interesting. Whatever interestrests one person may not do it for another.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a lot of people........... but since that probably won't happen any time soon, then how about getting to know you. What about the old guy that goes into the club n knows that everybody makes fun of him. Or what about the group of lesbiens that come in to tease all the guys all the while knowing that they're there specifically for that reason. What do they have to offer? What is it that makes them tick??? If you are or know anybody like this then please... Enlighten me.
Cocktail

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Music:

Let's see....... I mostly lesten to rap or hip hop because they have good beats. You can always dance to them. Country...(even though it may be sad) there's always a meaning to it. It's easy to relate to. Otherwise beside those I'll pretty much listen to anything.

Movies:

I love movies that can make me laugh. The Wedding Crashers... Mr. Deeds... Old School... Dodge Ball... etc. Vince Vaughn & Adam Sandler are some of the funniest guys alive. Other than that........ anything that has a good storyline to it.

Television:

Televeision......... Hmmmmmmm what is there to say about television? Most the time if I want to fall asleep I'll turn on the tv. There's way too many commercials on these days. After editing you only get to see about half the show. It's not really woth watching unless you can find something that actually grabs your attention.

Books:

I haven't really found an author that I enjoy reading yet. I've found myself reading more magazines or box scores rather than books.

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

Heroes:

My biggest hero would deffinately be my mom. She's gone through so many things throughout the years. I can easily say that if it wasn't for her, there's no way I'd be the person I am today!!!
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Collin
Birthday: April 18th
Birthplace: Reno
Current Location: Same dam place
Eye Color: A bold brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: Between 5'6" & 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: 80% right
Your Heritage: Mixed
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black dress shoes
Your Weakness: Probably too nice
Your Fears: Losing my mom
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Can't think of them right now
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, lmao
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't want to go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: My legs and my ass
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My dad n my first dog Mandy
Pepsi or Coke: Dawg Water... aka... JACK & COKE!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King over MacDonalds any day
Single or Group Dates: Single are more romantic but it really doesn't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: It's all about that Chocolate Smurf...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caramel Frappuccino from Starbucks
Do you Smoke: Yeah... Tryin to Cut back though
Do you Swear: You're fuckin A right doggy
Do you Sing: With the radio or in the shower. lol
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: Already been. Want to go back though
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Every second. If you don't....... then what good are you
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't want to brag....... lol. j/k I think I'm above average
Are you a Health Freak: Not as much as I use to be
Do you get along with your Parents: My step dad can go fuckin die for all I care
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Not unless you count spoons lol. j/k
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah... Did somebody say shots...
In the past month have you Smoked: No... not unless you cout cigs.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What's your deffinition of drugs???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope... Why waste my time if I'm just going to get screwed over...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hate going to the mall unless I'm getting something. Get in N Get out
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gotta love crystal shrimp rolls...
In the past month have you been on Stage: There was this one dream......... j/k... no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Haven't had a gf for a while
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not yet anyway
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. too much bad karma comes along with that
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah but you know you like it...
Ever been Beaten up: There's no reason for me to get into fights...
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still haven't figured that one out yet
What country would you most like to Visit: If you're travelling, then who cares what county it is as long as you have a good time
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green, but it doesn't really matter
Favourite Hair Color: I'm a sucker for blondes but any color works
Short or Long Hair: Love long hair
Height: They're usually taller then me anyway. lol
Weight: Lighter then me
Best Clothing Style: Anything that makes them look good
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't now what you're talking about??? : )
Number of CDs I own: I have no clue
Number of Piercings: Just my ears, for now anyway
Number of Tattoos: The paw print on my calf. Planning on a few more though
Number of things in my Past I Regret: You're better off not dwelling on what once was.
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My Blog

Jus showin sum LUV 2 yall

READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was co...
Posted by Chocolate Smurf on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:16:00 PST

Confused.......

Ok everybody.... This is a question which plagues all of us. Why is it...... that most girls continue to go after the (and I use the term loosely) 'assholes' of the opposite sex??? Con...
Posted by Chocolate Smurf on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:17:00 PST

Clarity

He walks with anticipation As his legs grow weak Enters and sees her standing there All the while knowing that his chances are meak He walks with anticipation His eyes all about Wanting her ev...
Posted by Chocolate Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do it

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one wor...
Posted by Chocolate Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is 'IT'??????

Can you feel it? Have you ever felt it? How will we know when we find it? What is IT? It. It is what you feel when you find her, when you find the one who you cant be without. When all y...
Posted by Chocolate Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something everybody should know

It is far better to be hated for being who you are.......rather than to be loved for someone whom you're not.
Posted by Chocolate Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fed up with everything

Why is it that we spend our lives searching for something that seems as thought it will never come? Why do we subject ourselves to being placed under certain restrictions or limitations by society? Is...
Posted by Chocolate Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST