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matthew

Slap me on the patio.

About Me

My genius, if I can call it that, is to combine a whole load of averageness into one compact frame. I'd say that there were millions like me, but there aren't, really: lots of blokes have impeccable music taste but don't read, lots of blokes read but are really fat, lots of blokes are sympathetic to the feminism but have stupid beards, lots of blokes have a Woody Allen sense of humour but look like Woody Allen. Lots of blokes drink too much, lots of blokes behave stupidly when they drive cars, lots of blokes get into fights, or show off about money, or take drugs. I don't do any of these things, really; if I do OK with women it's not because of the virtues I have, but because of the shadows I don't have.

My Interests

Music. My band, theres a link at the top which used to be a MyGen box.

I'd like to meet:


"LAST ONE ON DRUGS IS A QUEER!" SHOUTS PORTILLO.

Music:


Radiohead,
The Libertines,
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds,
!!!,
The Rapture,
Happy Mondays,
Franz Ferdinand,
The Buzzcocks,
Interpol,
Bloc Party,
The The,
Peaches,
The Hidden Cameras,
The Beastie Boys,
Iggy Pop,
David Bowie,
The Jam,
Echo and The Bunnymen,
Beatles,
The Smiths,
Bob Dylan,
Joy Division/New Order,
Tom Waits,
The Birthday Party,
Bjork,
Bright Eyes,
Godspeed You! Black Emperor,
MC5,
The Clash,
The Cure,
Dexys Midnight Runners,
Gang of Four,
Jeff Buckley,
Joanna Newsom,
Johnny Cash,
Joni Mitchell,
The Kills,
The Kinks,
LCD Soundsystem,
Le Tigre,
Lightening Bolt,
Moldy Peaches,
Peaches,
The Pixies,
Shellac,
Talking Heads,
Aphex Twin,
Velvet Underground,
Wolf Eyes,
The Birds of Paridise,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Sonic Youth,
Suicide,
My Bloody Valentine,
Xiu Xiu,
Slint,
Nirvana,
Black Flag,
Wire,
Boredoms,
Mars Volta,
Glass Candy and The Shattered Theatre,
Black Dice,
Animal Collective,
Big Black,
Rapeman,
Cloudead,
Coco Rosie,
WHY? & The Miss Ohios,
Afrirampo,
PJ Harvey,
Prodigy,
Portishead,
The Shins.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction,
Resevoir dogs,
Jackie Brown,
This is Spinal Tap,
Mulholland Drive,
Farenheit 9/11,
Bowling for Columbine,
AMELIE font

Television:

The League of Gentlemen,
The Moomins,
Peepshow,
Nathan Barley,
Crystal Maze,
Magic Roundabout,
Mr Ben,
South Park,
Jools Holland,
The Day Today,
Brass Eye,
Ray Mears Bushcraft!!!

Books:

Enduring Love,
Life of Pi,
The Curious incident of the Dog in the night time,
Flanimals,
Vernon God Little,
Timoleon Vieta Come Home,
To Kill a Mocking Bird,
Dorian Grey,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Naked Lunch

Heroes:



My Blog

myspace? whatspace? whospace?

First off I would like to say that your spot on this article is hipocritcal since I am a myspace user but no longer for I am making a stand and deleting my account. Yep you have guessed it this does r...
Posted by matthew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST