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Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... entrancing
Your Penis is... FUCKING HUGE
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YEH ME the most interesting topic on mother natures green thing. wel i like rock music in general (luk left for most of the more wel known bands) and i like HOCKEY and SAILING. erm lemme think... lets start with hockey. i play for my skwl yr 10 team and sometimes the yr 11 team. i play for oxotn hockey clubs mens 5ths mainly but i have also played for the 4ths and 6ths. i also play for my county...wirral!! and i jus got word that i have gotten NORTH_WEST TRIALS which wil be wel gud if i get in :P for obv reasons. thats about it on the hockey front. i sail!! yey i have been sailing since i moved to wirral 6 months into yr 6 which wud have been 4 years ago now :P i joined the sea scouts and sailed with them for a bit andd then i joined the navy at skwl.... no not cus i am gay.. but bcus they sail every week in the summer and we mess around with powerboats and stuff whch is kwl. hmm thats basically me. i am 5ft, 10 or 11 im not really sure. im not fat but im not thin enuf for a six pack to shine thru. they r pointless neways cus if u get stranded on a desert island (without hot chiks) which wud u rather have eh? atm i am doin am shitty DofE award and for those of u that know what it is or have done it.... we r doing twice the distance we need to in the same amount of time, what a bitch. hmmmm i have deep light blue eyes and my hair changes from blondish to light brown thruout the year dependin on wot i do. i mean.... u can c he rest of me in ma pic :Doh yes and i forgot that i very random as you can see from the video below. please dont judge me :D:D:D:D:Dlmao
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What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! Submitted by 'Alex Newbs'How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak!What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar.What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please? Submitted by 'sophie butcher'How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? She is the most pregnant one.What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter! Submitted by 'lulu' What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)? A Chavalanche Submitted by 'Macona'If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over? It might be your bike.What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? She is the most pregnant one. Submitted by 'Peter'How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary!What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit? Prisoner Submitted by 'Marc Draco'What do you call a chav with half a brain? Gifted. What do you call chavs with a brain? A crowd.When do chavs cross the road? When its safe.What do you say to a Chav? Big Mac with fries pleaseWhat happens to a thought in a chavs head? It dies of loneliness !!What do you call a chav in a suit? The accused (Submitted by: andy davies)Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs? One can read and one can write!What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand (Submitted by 'sophie butcher')What do you do if you run over a chav? Reverse just to make sure (Submitted by 'toby')A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream? MintHow do chavs knock on a door? They Bang it Submitted by 'jennaaaa'What do you call a Chav in a dinner jacket? Waiter! Submitted by 'Marc Draco'What do you call a French Chav in a dinner jacket? Garcon. Submitted by 'Marc Draco'What do you call a Chav in the dock? Guilty. Submitted by 'Marc Draco'What do you call a Chav at college. The janitor. Submitted by 'Marc Draco'Where do Chavettes go for work? Street corners. Submitted by 'Marc Draco'What to you call a pregnant Chavette? Underage mother. Submitted by 'Marc Draco'What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit? Prisoner Submitted by 'Marc Draco'What do you get if you cross a chav with a monarch? The royal mint! +++_____________________________
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