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Ills McMondo

It's haaaard out hea 4 a P-I-M-P

About Me

I'm a P-I-M-P. It's hard. If you get to know my ish, you never be da same. You be like wat, no diggity, ma ill style is phresh, my ish is phish, and I roll 2B a mak playa from da tru gettoe, not just a gank fool hoo wants to step up. Brake yoself, reconize my word is bomb, da bomb in my crib were caps fly like chikinz, poor a glass a dat 40 WHAAAAAAAT! 4 real. I aint no broke mofo wit no skillz, I flip billz in flip mode, so dont playa hate, prokriate and pull gats like switchez, bitchez, witchez in my britchez, dont drop da rime or yalls gonna need stichiz. I rock bling, play right wing and hit my ice cool. Deel da phat rocks to da teem cuz my puppetz is wack custies. Ya herd?

My Interests

I'm all about promotin'. Promote dis, dat and disdat and diss dat sh*t. I take my time eating my ribs, itis be public enimy numba won. I play bitches like dat be monopoly. I purchase up dat parc place ya heard! If I aint rollin wit my dogz I be rollin up in bitchizz cuz like I said itz hard 2 B a P-I-M-P! Word 2 yo mother.

I'd like to meet:

My idolz. Biggie, Toopac, morgan freemanz, colin powel, condorlisa rice, and anyone else hoo got da mad ish.

Music:

Lissen up yall, I lissen 2 mad beetz from da streetz, fresh rimes and phat freestilez. 2 name a fiew Biggie, Toopac, 3-6, Ying Yang Twinz, Seal, Alisha Keys, black guy from hootie n' da blowfish can kick it like a P-I-M-P, cuz its hard 2 B won. Master B, ODB, 2Unlimited, Chingy, Rakwon, Bobby Digitle, U-God, Masta Killa (cuz I B 1 2), Inspecta Dek, And my Guelph crew Nasty Nate, Chain'd Linx, Barbara Wire, Dick Chainy, K-Mon, Scoop Dawg, Biznissman, Bushwack Twinzz, you get da deal.

Movies:

menace 2 societi is who i am. I live dat every day of my life. wether that B wen Im workin at Pita Pit in da gettoe, or just keepin it reel in my house, tryin not 2 let my wanksta parents turn my sh*it down and tellin me to mow all kinds a sh*t, they aint gonna cut my pay they give me every week on friday dats 4 sho!!! :) I dont play cuzza gotta get payd. Like I sed, it's hard 2B a P-I-M what? P!!! I watch Belly every day for inspirashin, also Hard Rain, Deep Blue Sea, U Got Served, Drumline, Powder, Cool As Ice, Poison The Hood, and Retun of Da Jedi, cuz dat crazy phresh mack Jabba be PLAYA HATIN' on da man Solo.

Television:

Goddammit I smoke da TV!

Books:

Wats a book. I book hos on da daily. If my thang aint wet, I bust caps.

Heroes:

Biggie, Toopac, morgan freemanz, my parents, my (n)wiggaz, dat guy who solved all dem unsolvd misterys, LeBron, Jarome Iginla, Mike Grier, Anson Carter, Nick Carter, Gorge Laraque, Knoc-Out, my bitch Jamie aka Barbara Wire.

My Blog

Troublez at the PIT

So I be doing my jobz at da Pita Pit, Free stylz'n, bounce'n, mak'n dem pitaz, when dis bitch ass panzy (KAOS stylz, for dose in da know) com up and b all like, ya Ib want'n a pita, and I be all like,...
Posted by Ills McMondo on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

Dontchall No I B invinsibul?

Sheeet dawgz, lissnin' to props MCs like my boi Ja gotz me pumpd like a getto b-ball on da cort and I bust mad 3's. Peeps be rollin' up, blastin' dey moufs at da Illz, so I blast 'em bak, 1! 2! Clat! ...
Posted by Ills McMondo on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:15:00 PST

KAOS's Bitch is a batti chick

Herez another 1 of KAOS's crew try'n to dbunk da stylz of da ills crew, but she too fat shyla! and dat hair be lookin like Bon Jovi had a kid wit some fat beautch he fuk'd while drunk. Read dis ignore...
Posted by Ills McMondo on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

Probz wit da Man

Ever B chiilen witz ur boyz when Joe Roller com up and out. Lat nite, dawg, last nite! We be Cold-lampin' in in da G areous, when all of da sudden da place be swarm'n with da 5-0. Fuk dat' So thez do ...
Posted by Ills McMondo on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:47:00 PST

Kaos is a batti boy

Yo everybody, chek this wanksta out. Dis be a convasashin I had wit him, but den he got all gay n' shit. He's a played out mack, tired of da ladees, and into dudes now. Weerd. I hope he doesn't try to...
Posted by Ills McMondo on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:31:00 PST

Wazza deal wit wite peeple

I'm chillin by mr. lube wit McSkillz and McDillz(picklez) when some cracka ass rolls up askin 4 direcshins 2 waterlu. He axes me twice. Im like I aint deaf, Im def mofo. Why you gotta be gellin' me? D...
Posted by Ills McMondo on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST

Deez Nutz

Watz up wit dem Girly Girlz not knowin how cop deez nutz? Me is Gladz thatz my Hony B-wire knows how these things work. Big ups Baby to da stylez when it come to Runnin Dem Flex on Deez Nuts. She be k...
Posted by Ills McMondo on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:21:00 PST