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Serenity

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN YOU LENT LICKER!

About Me

I like to make fun of people. Alot. I am sarcastic, crude and often horny. I am tired of filling out these damn "about me" things. I am secretly afeared that co-workers will find my myspace and go "OH DEAR SWEET JESUS!" I fucking hate people that talk, or write in the 3rd person. I don't know why I added that. I have plenty of things I hate more. I am still looking for local friends to go out drinking and kicking ass with. I have escaped the casino life and the breeding ground of stupid people and retards AKA Riverside. I have a legit job now....no wait...an actual career! I love Vodka and Monster and Jamie and some sort of sexual combination of one or all of those things. I appreciate messages on here but hate add requests. I never know why the people even bother trying to add me and it drives me nuts. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN ME? Fuck you.

My Interests

MUSIC, Chinchillas, Vampirism, Death, Suicide, Chickens, Death, Black, Dominance, Submission, Blood, Booze, Facials, Fangs, Pain, Fishnets, Thigh Highs, High Heels, Nipples, Man Boobs, Leather, Cock, Sex, Bondage, S & M, Hentai, Anime, Web Design, Eatting, Drinking, Smoking, Sleeping, Serial Killers, Exhibisionist, Voyuerism, Hurting, Corsets, Freaks, Geeks, Fucking, Suffocation, Asphyxiation ....wow...I almost sound like a fucked up individual. I also like wetting the bed, starting fires and torturing animals in my spare time.

I'd like to meet:

Meh. Just about anyone. I'm a pretty open person. Happy to talk to anyone about anything or just listen and play therapist. I do that alot. Finding some local people would be nice. If your a fucktard or some catty bitch don't bother. Or if your stupid...I really dislike the stupid.

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Music:

Holy Crapamoly...where do I begin? Music is my life. I listen to just about everything. I guess I'll start with my favorite band. Type O Negative. Everything else varied from there. Carnivore, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Snake River Conspiracy, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Bloodhound Gang, Green Day, Offspring, Him, Misfits, Sex Pistols, Rammstien, Angels and Airwaves, Coheed and Cambria...I am at a total loss...so many bands...so little brain power to list even a fraction of them. ANYTHING and um....oh yeah....EVERYTHING.

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Silence of the Lambs, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Goonies, Neverending Story, Shawn of the Dead, American Beauty, HOSTEL, Howard the Duck, Interview with the Vampire, Dracula, Student Bodies, anything with sex, violence, nudity, blood and or a combo of all of those is good.

Television:

Rarely watch it but when I do it consists of Simpsons, Cold Case Files, Investigative Reports, Court TV is good. Random shows on History Channel. Myth Busters rocks. Ummm...Sopranos. Whatever B flick is playing on HBO at 2am.

Books:

Books...ooooh...hmmmm....well I'll just look like an uneducated idiot here. I like to read but haven't done it on a enjoyable level for a while. Last book I read was Breeding and Caring for of Chinchillas by Egon Mosslacher. Mick Foleys book was good. Funny as hell. Read a few trashy romance novels. And a few Vampire books.

Heroes:

Heros? Seriously? Um...I'd like to thank Jesus. Not really though. Fuck him. I have no heros. Want to be my hero? Do something fantabulous for me and I'll consider it.

My Blog

Sprint blows dead goats

I fucking hate my cell phone provider. Sprint has to be one of THE WORST when it comes to fucking you out of money and their alleged "customer service".Every god damn month I am dealing with some bull...
Posted by Serenity on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:50:00 PST

Hot dog related death

 I was hungry when I got home this morning so I searched my fridge for something to grub...hot dogs...bread...SWEET JESUS! I can have the mother of all white trash foods, a hot dog sandwich, or t...
Posted by Serenity on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

It’s begining to look alot like...

Christmas? Not really. Hard to believe it's nearly here and another new year will be starting. I'm guessing I'm not alone in the "christmas blah's". I think Christmas changes for alot of people when y...
Posted by Serenity on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:40:00 PST

Holy Crap! I’m thankful!

I was just reflecting back on my year and realised I have actually been through a bunch of changes since the begining of it. And despite the up's and down's and struggles...I am THANKFUL for all I hav...
Posted by Serenity on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

Bullhead City IHOP sucks ASS

I waited FOREVER for this thing to finally be built and open. I watched the progress of it everyday out of my window at work. I couldn't wait to finally get over there and get some delicious bisquits ...
Posted by Serenity on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

A.D.D music GOODNESS *spooge*

I am loving my graveyard shift! Everything is laid back and fun and Jim rocks as my boss....but the bestest thing in zee whole wide world.... THE MUSIC! At any given moment there is three different...
Posted by Serenity on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST

Well lookie here!

My first blog in a while. Figured I'd update my few friends and followers. I quit my job at Riverside as of the 15th of August. I have moved into the job and career I went to school for for 2 years. ...
Posted by Serenity on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:49:00 PST

i'm nekkid!

Ahhhh....nekkid myspacing! I love my lazy weekend days where I get to wander my house nekkid. All alone in my pad. Boyfriends at his place doing some chores, kids in Cali at Oz Fest by now. So I'm al...
Posted by Serenity on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:09:00 PST

Just some lyrics

The Velourium Camper II: Backend of Forever LyricsArtist):Coheed And CambriaRocked silent in a soft lullabypanic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in timewhere and when would I see her?Crazy were...
Posted by Serenity on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:28:00 PST

people

I really have a hard time understanding people sometimes. I try not to dwell on it to much because trying to figure out the human psyche is impossible. There are so many things going on with individua...
Posted by Serenity on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:30:00 PST