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About Me

I sold my face on ebay it was part exchange for 12 liqourice all sorts and a copy of aquas greatest hits. which is a single btw. i cant think wat 2 write cos im viewing my own profile 2 listen 2 ricky martin. i just had a white grape (which was actually green) then fell over whilst gettin a mug out of my cupboard but then had a red grape thatwas in actual fact purple. Astonishingly that is a true tale. Ding! My microwave just called. She never drinks the water makes u order french champagne. I come when Peter Schemical romance is dancing. When the world is 2 damaged 4 ppl 2 go outside every1 will just live in a small pods deep underground made of cows ribcages and the only way 2 communicate will b via myspace and 2 eat tom will bulletin us wiv food parcels and any1 who doesnt hav myspace wont hav a space in the real world. and will die out. and eventually we will just transfer ourselves in2 myspace and we will only exist as myspace pages. i feel a premonition, that girls gonna make me fall. i hav starred in the main role (apart from dans arse...) in 2 media studies productions. and many quality latin performances/wrestling matches. mr mathews. thats a point ill c if he has a space. no sadly unless he has had an extreme make over. next time you're at the checkout and you hear the beep [beep-beep], think of the fun you could be having on supermarket sweep. here is a story about me going upstairs on sunday. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. I reached the top but was left crushed and lifeless, like crisps under bison. however i dont want 2 leave u on a down note, so heres a song:

My Interests

Havin a wank whilst lookin at photos of rare cheeses,

I'd like to meet:

A Man With 977 Faces,

Music:

In no particular order: 400grams, My Chemical Romance, Aiden, take that, Reel Big Fish, Funeral for a Friend, duran duran, spandau ballet, foo fighters, red hot chili peppers, bullet for my valentine, panic at the disco, slipknot, blink 182, greenday, queen, lost prophets, the automatic to be continued actually i cant b wilted 2 continue it but u get the picture. and obviously ricky martin 2 remind me of music lessons dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj etc

Movies:

All the media studies films starring me as the main star,

Television:

mighty boosh, lost, green wing, the jeremy kyle show, supermarket sweep, garth merenghi's darkplace, harry hill's tv burp, mock the week, heroes, other stuff
Shite, Rolf is coming now, de de de de de der der der de de de de der der der de de de der der de der de der (that was a very accurate rendition of the animal hospital theme, in case u weren't sure) G'day folks, *Does salute style wave 2 a stranger, who completely ignores him* Coming up on 2days show, I get bitten by a parrot, I make the situation much worse by crying when a goldfish gets put down and upsetting the owners who didn't give a toss until I burst into tears *strokes dog in waiting room* *gets bitten by dog in waitin room*. Also the RSPCA investigate claims of animal cruelty against a not well-known ITV motorsport presenter, and we rescue a swan that has swallowed a fishing line, just like we did last week. And the week b4 that. Now I come to think of it, we do it every week. But first we return to a story featured on last weeks episode, Im sure you all remember Foxy, the little brown fox that we found in the multistorey car park with the glass in his foot? Well u will b delighted to hear that Foxy has made a full recovery, haven't you little fella, and today we will b releasing him back into his natural habitat. So we are in North London, back in the multistorey car park that Foxy calls home! And on the count of 3 we will set him free again. 1.. 2.. 3.. and off he goes straight up the ramp into level 2! *Turns 2 face camera, in the background a chavved up Nova skids down the ramp with a fox splattered over the bodykit...*

Books:

I can actually read! Discworld and other things. the dictionary. tv times to c wen supermarket sweep is on. (weekdays 5.30 itv1)

Heroes:

I would say Stew but that would be obvious. So i wont say it.Charlie from Lost