The amazing story of me:It all started long ago when I was born in Long Beach, CA. As you may know, Long Beach is fairly close to Los Angeles. One day, as my mother was shopping in downtown LA, she was accidentally shot in the uterus by gangster. The bullet that he used had semen on it (because of his very bad aim while masturbating the night before) and as the bullet entered my mothers uterus, one of the sperm cells from the bullet entered an egg, and nine months later, I was born. As I grew up, I began to realize that I was different. Everybody else was conceived during sex. But not me. But, after the years, I began to live with the fact that technically, my father was a small piece of metal. Now I hope you all realize that the moral of that story is, I FUCKING HATE CHERRY FLAVORED TYLENOL!!!Oh yeah, my name is Derek, and I love you.BEGINMYSPACETOOLBOXBACKUP VERSION 1.0;;000000; http://rejectfalseicons.com/files/Gorillaz-RFI-BG-1024X768.j pg; Center Center; fixed; no-repeat; cccccc; 16pt; bold; ; ; ; Oldtown, Fantasy; 666666; 16pt; bold; underline; ; ; Oldtown, Fantasy; 333333; 16pt; bold; underline; ; ; Oldtown, Fantasy; cccccc; 16pt; bold; ; ; ; Oldtown, Fantasy;
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