sisters and other strangers |
So. I got some rather shocking news recently, and have decided to share it with everyone because I'm sick of repeating the story ad nauseam. About 2 weeks ago, I had just gotten home from work wh...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST |
traveling........ |
I'm leavin on a jet plane, people. The good people of Cleveland will be enjoying my company until the 31st, when I will return bearing cheap gifts from the airport souvenir store. Any requests?
Posted by semolina pilchard on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:52:00 PST |
couldn't have said it better myself. |
Kids These Days
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Just look at these dorks...>Identification Jesus Christ, kids these days are such amazingly stupid little pieces of trash. It used to be that dressing up like a weirdo hipste...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:58:00 PST |
FYI |
As I'm sure some of you may have already noticed, I am currently completely obsessed with Natalie Dee's daily comic. You should all go and read all 5 years of archived cartoons, like I did today while...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST |
give me a bloody break. |
So we're doing this corporate coaching thing at work. We all took a multiple choice test about our personalities and values and work styles, the results of which are supposed to help us be more produc...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:54:00 PST |
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater |
"Hello, babies - welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule t...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST |
life |
I'm bored. My life has become far too domestic lately - I recently spent several minutes contemplating buying a cookbook, for god's sake. There's been so much turmoil around me lately that I find myse...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST |
nyquil rocks. |
Last night, after swallowing more Nyquil than I thought myself capable of in an attempt to drown the evil flu viruses hiding in my defenseless soft tissue, I had a fever dream. I dreamt that I was a w...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST |
hehehehehehe |
Is it just me or do car parts have somewhat suggestive names? Throttle body. Petcock valve. Even the word "valve" sounds dirty. Throttle body is still my favorite, though. Throttle body. Heheheheheheh...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST |
enlightenment, please. |
Why oh why are men so enthralled with dirty talk during sex? Don't get me wrong, I'm not opposed to it in general - it's just that I'm usually trying to concentrate on the task at hand and don't reall...
Posted by semolina pilchard on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST |
