Who am I? Hell, if you can find the answer to that eternal question, please tell ME...
I live, work, and play (well, mostly get hurt) in Japan. And trust me, the land of sushi, sake, and sakura girls KICKS ASS! You don't have to worry about getting shot walking down the street. Plus, you can be drinking a beer (or Mamushi-zake!!!) (I'll give you a hint - a mamushi is a Japanese Diamondback snake... and anyone ever eaten the worm in a tequila bottle??? Oh yeah... you should get the picture. ) walking down that same street and the police don't care. In fact, sipping on that same beer, you can ask the cops where the nearest all-night club is and they're tell you the best and cheapest one!
I like traveling to other places because for 1) It makes you appreciate the good things you have. 2)It opens your eyes and your mind to what has been pulled over them for years. 3)You meet genuine friends. Like the kind that don't give a shit about what designer fucking shoes you're wearing or how much you wasted on them.
If anyone reading this ever gets the chance to travel, I highly recommend the following countries: Cambodia (fuck the popular opinion - they're wrong! Angkor Wat is truly Holy... and humid.), Vietnam (HCMC forever, baby!), Mexico (help the sea turtles hatch in Baja! Don't forget the Damiana!), Singapore (don't get (drunken) sunburn or bitten by the sea snakes on Santosa Island!), Malaysia (especially Malacca!), Hong Kong, Kowloon, and Lantau Island, China (biggest Buddha in the world! AND you can eat Cobra poison sacs STRAIGHT... OR mixed with Kung Pao Chicken....), Thailand (Bungee Jumping!!! Forget Pattaya, unless you like games with Ping Pong balls that are NOT table tennis! Go for Phuket or Bangkok! See Grandfather and Grandmother stone, that proves nature has a sense of humor.), Hawaii (all of it is great, expecially the "locals only" spots!), and no one should ever forget to travel to the Land Down Under - Australia! That place is awesome on either continental coast.
$100 to anyone who can guess how I got the nickname "Stitch"!
And $1 for every stitch I've ever had to the person who can tell me my current total.
Well, enough about me - VIEW MY SPACE!
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I'm not overly patriotic, but you just don't do the below.
I don't agree with the views, or eating habits (don't EVER use your left hand!) of a lot of Arab countries, but you don't see me burning their flag, do ya?
Got what you deserved dipshit!
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