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About Me

Paragraph form is getting old. I've resorted to these random and very true facts about myself.

A) - I've been driving the same beat up green 98' Toyota Carolla for 10 years now.

B) - I own a house that is on wheels, ha! Race ya?

C) - My right hand is fucked up and it is not from masturbating. That joke is getting old.

E) - I once flipped and totaled a car while driving 15 mph. Seriously, ask me about it, it's a great story. It was raining and it was Christmas Eve.

F) - I Skipped the letter D.

G) - I actually enjoy the taste of Pepto-Bismol.

H) - There is a plastic spoon taped to the door of my office.

I) - I've been in these bands:

Ahab! = Guitar, 2001 - 2006, 2009 - ..
Ballistic Missile = Drums, 2003
Told By An Idiot = Bass, 2004 - 2006
Abort.Retry.Fail! = Guitar, 2008

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, anyone else or no one at all. Either way works for me.

My Blog

Election Day makes my Life Hurt.

"Go and make your Voice be heard" says our MySpace leader.Voice? We have 2 choices. Have you ever communicated with 2 words? It's far from being "heard.".Quote of the day from a customer on the phone:...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:21:00 GMT

Dear Christian-rock...

Dear Christian-rock,        I'm happy to inform you that a few of my co-workers very much enjoy your music. But, most of all, they love to put it extremely loud and ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 23:38:00 GMT

So, Whats Orange and Looks Good on a Hippie?

Fire!!Haha! I love that!What?      Where you were waiting on something a little more elaborate? Well then, I must say that I'm truly sorry. Until next time....
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:15:00 GMT

The Life of Someone Who Thinks too much.

When I was a kid and something had gone all wrong. My answer in my own head was to achieve something else. I never succeeded in these ideas, but it was always the idea I had in my head. It was never a...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:43:00 GMT

Regaining my Sanity.

Don't get me wrong, I've done many stupid things before. But, that entire list is for another day. I have recently realized that the last 3 months of my life was one big mistake. High stress levels ha...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 02:32:00 GMT

Unemployment Comes and Unemployemnt Goes.

Today! I lost my job. My abnormal and unpredictable behavior finally got to them after 3 and a half years. I know I'm supposed to be really sad, angry and worried. But, I actually feel excited and anx...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 17:25:00 GMT

"April Fool's Day" would be much better if it was a paid holiday.

I kinda had this idea all day that Mitch Hedberg's death was a really morbid April Fool's joke. Kinda like an Andy Kaufman rumor. But, then I realized that it was the worst idea I've had since the one...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Apr 2005 02:55:00 GMT

Morbid, But Hopeful Writings about my Least Favorite Person found on the Television.

Yesterday morning, in my usual early morning work routine of being 15 minutes late and fucking off on the internet for about a half-hour, I discovered some interesting news when I opened up my interne...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:49:00 GMT

Attention Deficit Disorder and Silent Fun with Other People's Opposing Beliefs.

Two days ago, while I was driving home from work. I was thinking about the hilarious concept of reincarnation. Obviously, I do not believe in anything remotely close to this ridiculous theory. In ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Mar 2005 07:37:00 GMT

So, I'm sick and now I'm on MySpace

In the act of putting my band on here, I ended up with my own account on this here website. I even have a little picture thing. Now, i can make "internet friends." Fuck... I feel the computer trends r...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Feb 2005 07:24:00 GMT