Lifeless Doll - ProfilesArchive

About Me

INTERNET!, HO' SHIT! Alright, so about me? I'm an asshole, I've been one forever. You shouldn't take what I say to heart, because, well... I probably don't mean it. I have OCD when it comes to my CDs, Videogames, and DVDs, I can't stand it when they're out of alphabetical order. I'm awesome, I know it's a bit hard for some people to grasp, but they'll get over it and such. I love to draw! Most of my best work is on Grandmere's fridge. She's in jail for solicitation, not really. She used to feed me cold hotdogs, they were great, but now, now I'm not so sure about them. They're probably as old as I am. I stutter, and giggle, it's funny. I'm uber ticklish. I love video games, they gave me my imagination that I have today, hooray! I get really sporadic with my thoughts, I blame JOLT cola. Caffeine is awesome! I can't spell it, but I know it's great! I tried to fit myself in the safe at work, but I was a bit too tall. Work is well, work. I work with awesome people and have creepy people hit on me. Do I look like I'm interested in you? I'm not, but you know... you can't help but to ask me for my digits. I almost sold them once. Who would pay for my number? People, crazy... I can't really think of anything else to write, that's depressing! I should put some lame glittery graphics and fill my page with eight surveys and more glitter pictures! That's lame and a waste of a myspace. Sure it's your space, but come on, make it worth reading! Fuckin' A, man.
Let's conclude:
I'm a coke fiend
I have 11 piercings, 1o are visible
I'm loyal to a fault
AIM - Dragonaras
So this will conclude the "About me" section. Let me know what you think by sending me super messages! I love fanmail!

My Interests

Anime, art, computers, drawing, science, mathematics, astrology, music, animation, graphics, reading, writing, drinking, games, sci-fi, piercings, tattoos, body art, the alphabet, people, colors, animals, fun, playstation, RPGs, the human brain, ZOMBIES, manga, caffeine and coffee,

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the person/people who want to meet me. I want to find someone who can teach me nifty things like how to beatbox, do origami, knit (naw, not really that... but if you know how, I like scarves)... umm... I just want to meet YOU. [ insert picture of me with a finger pointing at you ] Who knows, if you add me as a friend you may get an autographed picture of myself. How kickass! I'd also like to meet the people who set their profiles to private... how cool do you think you are with your myspace stalkers? Honestly?
Start using the term: "Sidecar" it'll be the new fall season of statements. Here's an example: My profile on myspace is so damn sidecar it's not even funny.

Music:

311, Lilly Allen, Beck, BIF NAKED, BLONDIE, Blue October, Michelle Branch, Brand New, The Buggles, Butthole Surfers, Vanessa Carlton, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, DAMONE, The Distillers, Dresden Dolls, Dropkick Murphys, Eve6, The FaKtion, Fall Out Boy, GARBAGE, Glassjaw, Goldfinger, GORILLAZ, Green Day, Hagfish, The Hippos, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, Jane's Addiction, Kasabian, LEN, Less Than Jake, Letters to Cleo, Lucil Liderhosen, Lords of Acid, Louis XIV, McQueen, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Modest Mouse, MORNINGWOOD, My Chemical Romance, Nena, New Found Glory, NO DOUBT, OK! GO, Oleander, Ozzy Osboune, Panic! At the Disco, Paranoid Social Club, PENNYWISE, Piebald, PINK FLOYD, Rage Against the Machine, Ramones, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Say Anything, The Sounds, Splender, The Start, Gwen Stefani, StellaStarr*, The Streets, SUBLIME, System of a Down, t.A.T.u., Teddy Bears, TEGAN AND SARA, Third Eye Blind, Tool, Transplants, Tsunami Bomb, Unwritten Law, Veruca Salt, Violent Femmes, Weezer, White Stripes

Movies:

Gia, Girl Interrupted, Tomb Raider I+II, Hackers, Neon Genesis Evangelion, X-Men, Spirited Away, KiKi's Delivery Service, Castle in the Sky, Great Teacher Onizuka, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, SpiderMan, Cardcaptors, Resident Evil, Azumanga Daioh, Super Milk Chan, The Ring, E's, Last Exile, Scooby Doo, Be Cool

Television:

Simpsons, One Tree Hill, Everwood, CSI, Family Guy, Mad TV, SNL, American Dad, South Park

Books:

DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, Odd Thomas, False Memory, Prozac Nation, Noone Saw My Pain (Why teens commit suicide), STIFF, Holy Hell, Beijing Doll, Anatomy of Thought, Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress, Stick Figure, Manga, The Bad Place (Reading is AMAZING)