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About Me

We are the shadows that lurk where you don't look. Silent, swift, deadly...dedicated to the arts of silent death. We...are the ninja.We're also low on work these days. So, we've taken to advertising our services on the internet.Why hire a ninja you ask? Why not? Just look at all of our skills.Hittin stuff. Kickin stuff. Doing flips. Sneakin around. Cuttin people. Throwin stars at people. Being Awesome.Hire a ninja today.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My foe, in a deserted ally where the only illumination comes from the moon. Then, when the moon moved behind a cloud. I would strike!Oh yeah. He'd be dead.Those assholes that made the movie, Elektra. Those ninjas give ninjas like us a bad name, and he needs to be ... informed about our feelings on this issue.

My Blog

Hiatus

Well, our hiatus is over. We have returned to action! Our training has improved our responses as well as our weapon skills. We are amazingly amazing! Watch yourself! Oh and as for those fucks i...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:43:00 GMT

Recent Assignment

Well, I'm not really supposed to talk about this sort of stuff, so forgive the broad generalizations. So, I had to kill this... person. In a special... place. He was surrounded by about 15 of his c...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jan 2005 12:59:00 GMT