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mmmpage

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About Me

i'm crazy. no...no, really. i'm CRAZY. i like to hula hoop. i function on page standard time. i dance and sing really loud when no one else is home. i wear red lipstick to vacuum (when i do vacuum, which is like, never). i'm from des moines, iowa, and i think that rocks. i've been a florist for almost 20 years... and now i'm the director of floral and decor for a fun events company, which kicks some serious ass. i surf gravity (yoga, kiddies) as much as i possibly can. i like dark chocolate covered caramels too much. you put a cubbies game on and i'm stuck in front of the tube 'til the bitter end. i believe there is a barbie for every occasion. cupcakes rock my world, but lightning makes me stand stock-still and shudder. and laugh. and scream.

boy, do i miss thunderstorms.

also...

Vib-Tab

and....

lime
consumating
tribe
facebook
friendster

My Interests

yoga, flowers, hooping, hanging at the river, being a total mac geek (oldschool!), dancing my ass off, the adventures of gay ken, barbie and elvis, ummmmmmm..... brussels sprouts, blue cheese, getting other people to talk about that stuff they usually keep quiet, writing in all caps and typing in lowercase, thunderstorms, hammocks and islands, thailand, the occasional ovaltine rush, sexual behavior and deviancy and toys, strong bass lines, the addictive qualities of sushi, rollercoasters, flying saucers, the way kids discover the world

"Nothing is really so very frightening when everything is so very dangerous." - Gertrude Stein

I'd like to meet:

intelligentsia with style.
disco dollies full of flash and trash.
those of you who aren't afraid to love.
mindblowers.
superheroes who speak their truth, from whom i can always learn.
my soulmates- all of you.

Buffy: "The Watchers Council shrink is heavy into tests. He's got tests for everything. T.A.T.s, Rorschach, associative logic...He even has that test to see if you're crazy that asks if you ever hear voices or you ever wanted to be a florist."

Willow:" Ooo, I used to want...Wait. Florist means crazy, right? I never wanted to do that. "

Music:

singy stuff, intellipop, afrobaroque musings, friends' mix tapes that i love to shreds- ted's mix tapes (oops, cds)in particular, old stuff, sad stuff, shivery stuff, fun stuff, sexy stuff, hoopin' stuff, funky stuff, lonely stuff,zeppelin-y stuff (no coda), drinky stuff, stew, the weakerthans, sarah harmer, the eels, frank, that brad jones song, '70's rock, powerpop, punky garage band-y shit, tnp, radiohead, and the boy that sings in my shower.

to quote my cousin courtney at thanksgiving grace, 1984- "god bless prince. may his purple majesty reign forever!"

Movies:

breathless (godard, not the cheesy american rip-off), jules et jim, blue, white and red, the manchurian candidate (again, the original), the graduate, the decalogue, the big lebowski, moulin rouge, grease, breaking the waves, harold and maude, carnal knowledge, ummm... oh yeah... the still-in-progress stew movie, porn, what i've seen of terry gilliam's stuff; oh, ya know....

Television:

friday night lights, lost, heroes, the simpsons, six feet under, scientific american frontiers, law and order, the daily show, buffy, bbca- esp what not to wear, weird forensic stuff, as time goes by, the mcloughlin group (BYE-BYE!)
oh, and ANTM. doesn't get much better in the fun and fashonista trash tv dept!

Books:

wandering / hermann hesse, where i'm calling from / carver, encyclopedia of cultural literacy / hirsch, gone with the wind / mitchell (shaped my views of love and romance forever), life is elsewhere/ kundera, post office / bukowski, the prophet/ gibran, the magician's assistant/ann patchett, crossing to safety/ stegner, wind up bird chronicle/ haruki, richard scarry's picture dictionary, splish slash and splush, in the night kitchen/sendak (i stole the book in kindergarten because it was banned- my 1st first amendment stand!)

Heroes:

mrs. ballou. vela. hayden fry. cartier bresson, francoise gilot, krishnamacharya and the great cupcake. betty dodson. edie sedgwick. picasso. bucky (one day i will live in a geodisic dome).

My Blog

if im not hugging you, dont stand close enough to hug me.

This was essentially my day today. When the fuck did people stop caring about personal space.? I mean, if you’re gonna rub my shoulders, it’s one thing. Otherwise, back the eff off and d...
Posted by mmmpage on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

chocodile

jeffrey brought home two chocodiles tonight. i haven't had a chocodile since i was 14. holy shit. i can't believe he found them, or even remembered. chocodile: chocolate covered twinkie. shut up. y...
Posted by mmmpage on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:31:00 PST

vroooom... vroommmm... v-rroooooommmm...

just cos i am a proud little sister and am floored by my brother! i mean, seriously.and those of you not so into racing, it's all racing and no finish line... just FYI... i just thot it was p...
Posted by mmmpage on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST

Bling bling!

so y'all know I'm engaged, right???
Posted by mmmpage on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:02:00 PST

day 6. still here.

That's pretty much all I have to say about it. I feel fine, I'm kind of over not eating or doing anything associated with eating, and ohmygod everything SMELLS!!!!!! Seriously, I went to New Seasons...
Posted by mmmpage on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST

day 3 and reflexology

I have been getting so many questions about the cleanse that I am on... this site will answer most of them.No, I'm not nuts.NO, I do not think it's hilarious to have food dangled in front of me. No, i...
Posted by mmmpage on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:31:00 PST

84,000 times

is the number of times that I have peed today. Good God.
Posted by mmmpage on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:26:00 PST

and awaaay we go!

day one of master cleanse. I had lemonade for breakfast. so. hopefully it will be a neat experience. and Jeff is doing it too! so no going to dinner or drinks for a couple of weeks, but I still w...
Posted by mmmpage on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:56:00 PST

oh, snoozer...

my poor computer is really sick. the drive won't burn discs, and what it does import is warpy-staticy-weird sounding. and something is wrong with the airport. sheet.ick. i hate to be without my lap...
Posted by mmmpage on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:31:00 PST

flexitini

add a goose egg to gin and a ground-up flexeril and you get the newest craze-the Bender Flexitini (tm)!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by mmmpage on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:04:00 PST