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Shawn

I'm on it like a Bonnet

About Me

i steal soda from taco bell. I give good hugs. i hate pledge week on NPR. sleep is for people who are 6 feet under. i'm always ready to go to the waffle house(or some late night diner). i like bouncy balls. i always have my camera. i have a livejournal . i like to talk about everything. i am a master of bullshit. and I will die miserable and alone.

My Interests

life, love, happiness, hugs, dogs, rain, strong bad, t-shirts with history

I'd like to meet:

cool people, losers, freaks, people who can eat skittles with their beard , mean girls

Music:

sad bastard to hard rockin to soothin classics to abrasive noise to the technically impressive

Movies:

Purple Rose of Cario, Hudsucker Proxy, Network, About a Boy, Back to the Future part 2, Being There, Charlie Kaufman movies directed by Spike Jonze and Eternal Sunshine, My Diner With Andre, A Hard Days Night, The Graduate, Raiders of the Lost Ark, In the Bedroom. Peter Jackson's Tolkien adaptations (YES! and his king kong was quite swell too),RICHARD LINKLATER'S FILMOGRAPHYCrumb BAD SANTA. High Fidelty is the poop. Ken Burns Grizzly Man, A History of Violence. Wallace and Gromit movies. City of God. Forest Gump. Preston Surges' Paramount years. Sunset Blvd. Singing in the Rain. Night Moves. Videodrome.

Television:

Simpsons, Arrested Development, David Letterman, Blind Date, 24, The Office (Uk and Us), Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, King of the Hill, Heat Vision and Jack

Books:

Facinating attention grabbers

Heroes:

Peoplesss who remain true to themselves Thor

My Blog

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Posted by Shawn on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:23:00 PST

i am renting this t'row

Description:Paralyzed with post-graduation ennui, a group of college friends remain on campus, patching together a community for themselves in order to deny the real-world futures awaiting them. Acade...
Posted by Shawn on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:39:00 PST

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Posted by Shawn on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST

(vids of the week)

bands i saw this weekblue destroyspace bastardslegion of supervillionsemperor xtenebredr. unk's blues night (everybody is working for the weekend)miami heatlese majestylese majesty outsideWaHoTuesdayT...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:00:00 PST

some people take myspace too seriously

"if you don't respond to this bulletin,  you aren't my friend in real life anymore and certainly not on myspace!"but really this is a silly complaint because it's just like anything else.  i...
Posted by Shawn on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST

YES! EVEN WHEN YOU POOP!

    don't post anything on the internet that you wouldn't mind seeing on the front page of the news.just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching you. people who b...
Posted by Shawn on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST

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Posted by Shawn on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:42:00 PST

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Posted by Shawn on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:55:00 PST

monkey soup

is probably better than gorilla soup.  if a gorrila came up to me and said "hey try my soup" i would probably ruin my shorts in fear of the big hairy monster and his big baggy jaws.  my life...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:04:00 PST

myspace.com/srirama

YO MY PEOPLES, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. this beloved is the age of police violence and the lay low crowds of fucking heads that can and want to fuck you, smoke with you, and then bust you by sending the co...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST