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witch house

the piece of shit has a thousand eyes

About Me

we're not RENT! don't talk to ushi, I am sarah. I now live in Ithica with Bradley. He is the one standing behind me. Joshua is to my left. I am sitting on Astronaut. Daniel took the photo 10 years ago in the Witch House living room. Bradley and I are major domestic losers and we have two cats that we pretend are our skinny, large-headed children when we play "house." Poops to Rachel. "Meow."I am Astronaut, I have no knees and I speak Spanish. My hobbies include squares and hair lodgery. I've had a series of hysterectomies. Isn't that sad? No more seductive biannual ovulations. But, otherwise I WOULD breed like a rodent.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hi, I'm Daniel's dad, legally.

Music:

man man, uncle jesse, haunted lunch

Movies:

what salmon drink, Fitness Coast, serpentine Syrian

Heroes:

bill clinton, robert redford, bill cosby, richard gere, michael douglas, david berman, tom hanks, aunt granny