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Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III

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About Me

The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island, a 1981 made-for-TV film featured the Globetrotters alongside Bob Denver and the rest of the cast of Gilligan's Island. The film's plot follows the first animated series' formula to a degree with a conflict that ends with an unusual basketball game against an opposing team made up of robots. The Globetrotters decide to play with standard moves in the first half, which the robots are able to counter, until Gilligan unwittingly comments that they have not done any fancy tricks, which make the Professor advise the team to use their comedic style of play to win, which hopelessly confuses the machines. However, a couple of Globetrotters suffer injuries, and Gilligan and the Skipper have to be substitute players.

My Interests

My dream is to go to a Kareoke bar and get shitfaced with Paul Hogan, William Shatner, and Bruce Willis. Bruce and Shatner will go up taking turns on the mike while Dundee and I heckle and throw cocktail napkins at them. Bruno is back indeed.

I'd like to meet:

Frances Noon

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Music:

I hate music

Movies:

I hate movies

Television:


Tv's just not the same

Books:

I'd rather name authors first...
Tom Robbins, Haruki Murakami, C.D. Payne, Hubert Selby Jr, Brian Lumley, stephen King, orson scott card,
and books second...
the Brothers Karamozov, memoirs of a giesha, geek love, the mind parasites...

Heroes:

I admire: Andrew W.K.'s energy. George Harrison's Compassion. Yoda's wordplay. And of course, Jean Reno's bad-ass-edness.

My Blog

asshat

p1ckapart (11:15:45 pm): how do i know this isnt a set-up so you can find out my identity, kill me in my sleep, and then rape my corpse?Infernal Frijole (11:16:26 pm): you see this...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

druk as funk

smiling into disasterI was baptised in denileonly willingly cooperativeinto heartbreak 'cause I knew it be my own---------------------------What is tonight but another forgotten memory in queueJust an...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:12:00 PST

Embark

29 minutes the clock ticks faster29 minutes and skins cells albastsimmering sunlight skipping twilightvulnerably quivering quiely quilting27 minutes torn eyes prohibit much movementtimestandsslowlyear...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:44:00 PST

togalog

Date: 11-20-05Time:  4:41 amLocation: Outside Chicago... Random Best Western                      I'v...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 03:34:00 PST

now and then

Take this, post the results, and see how much things have changed since then. 5 YEARS AGO How old were you?: 14 What grade were you in?: 10th grade Where did you go to school?: James Logan Where did y...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 02:53:00 PST

nostalgia smells like ham

 i grew up in chicago, the southwest side, where mexicans, polish people, and very few asians live... its very ugly there, but its still home. My parents got divorced when I was in 2rd grade, and...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:10:00 PST

pop a squat

Body: Questions you never thought you would get asked today:01.] Your full name: Trinity A*****02.] Your favorite curse word/phrase:tits!03.] Name of your first dog/cat:Dallas- Dog04.] What age were y...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:53:00 PST

about me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Trinity Birthday: 11-19-85 Birthplace: chicago Current Location: Union City Eye Color: brown Hair Color: black Height: 5'11" Right Handed or Left ...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:46:00 PST

not dickens, but all net

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. Jonathan Swift"Ive lived here for far too long. Ive heard the kids here talk about me as they walk by. I ...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 03:48:00 PST

the reason I like ska... damn her

Most people have fairly fond memories of their first girlfriend. They can remember holding hands through the park, or maybe they're sipping a milkshake through two straws. I don't have any f...
Posted by Sir Reginald Hawthorne Esquire III on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:41:00 PST