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Jack

Jack Pot!

About Me

Hello human beings, my name is Jack Pot. I'm a tiny little machine! I escaped from the evil slot machine makers years ago, an experience that came back to me over the years.It was cold, rainy weather... The sky was gray, a storm was coming. My friend Slot was sleeping in his cage... so were the others. We were locked up, failed machines, that no Casino would ever want. And then... BANG! LIGHTNING! HUGE HOLES IN THE WALLS, OUR CAGES FLEW OPEN! what was it? The enermous amount of energy knocked us out, we were bedazzled, struck with volts. After an unknown of period we woke up... sunshine, cages open, free to go. What happened? We slowly walked out of the factory... and so my journey begun. This is the true story of seven strangers, picked to live in a house and have their lives taped. Oh wait, no, this is the journey of a failed slot machine, through a crazy world. The REAL world. LOLzer. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Female slotmachines. I'd like to gamble on them, man.

I'd like to meet:

The new Casina DeLuxe 2000+! She's so hot. It'd be like a dream, man.