Elsie Amazon - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4ive lived in portland a year now...i like to sew clothes...music is fun to listen to and watch...i like music...i like going to concerts...im really shy but sometimes im not it depends on who im around...i find im much more fun when ive had something to drink...i like classic cars...i like going to car shows...i like posing next to cars that arent mine like a schmuck... my favorite comedian is mitch hedberg... i like tattoos and want more... i like stand up comedy...i like the color green preferebly lime...i like funny movies...i like to type i like a lot...one of my favorite foods is cheese...i also enjoy potatoes...im a sucker for polka dots...i like photography...i love 50's pinup girls...i like to watch lame movies and make sarcastic remarks about them...im italian & irish and a lot of other crap...... feet gross me out... I cant drink cold beverages without a straw or else it hurts my teeth... I hate people especially the ones who go into my work... I donâ€™t like brownies or fudge however I love chocolate and chocolate cake... when I have to walk through a crowded area or stay in a crowded area I get nervous and uncomfortable... if I like a song Iâ€™ll listen to it on repeat for weeks sometimes... I hate it when people stare at me especially small children I get really nervous... I hate talkin on the phone (with a small exception of people)cause I never have anything to say... I hate being let down but it seems to happen a lot... I think I have ADD and I have problems breathing but im scared of doctors so Iâ€™ll never find out whatâ€™s wrong... I tend to quote old Saturday night live a lot and waynes world and all the good 90's movies I love... that about sums it up im just a lame weirdo.

My Interests

Create your own Friend Quiz heremusic, friends, family, food, sleep in no perticular order./marquee

I'd like to meet:

John Farley and David Spade together.

Music:

punk, oldies, rockabilly, reggae, and some psychobilly.

Movies:

40 year old virgin, fast times at ridgemont high, waynes world 1&2, ace ventura 1&2, cry baby, all my best of SNL DVDs, and the list goes on...

Television:

i dont have cable but i love comedy central. cold case files, family guy, conan o' brien, law and order svu, 48 hours mystery lol.

Books:

sex for dummies...yeah i dont get it

Heroes:

Vanessa ur my only hero man i love you!TRACI LORDS!!!!these othere people are rad too

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My Blog

alfred dunner should die!

For those of you who are unaware of who Alfred Dunner is, he is a womens clothing designer that of which has given us such wonderful creations as these... I know I know its hard to look at but t...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:17:00 PST

i had a dream!

i had a dream last night that i worked in a pizza parlor and this chick i went to highschool with (totally random) came into the shop and ordered a lemon and anchovie (however its spelled) pizza which...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:42:00 PST

my hairs not a fuckin wig!

so i swear within the last week or 2 ive been told like 5 times that my hair looks like a wig wait add one more from today im not offended i just think its funny because its retarded why would anyone ...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:18:00 PST

WOW! thats all i can say

so the other day i fell asleep with my tv on again so when i awoke to get ready for work saved by the bell was on and at first i was excited cause i used to love saved by the bell but i soon realized ...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:38:00 PST

4 more days bicthes!

just 4 more days till WALK THE LINE!!!!!!!! woooooo only 3 if you dont count friday itself lol here's to u johnny!...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:13:00 PST

fuckin bicyclelist get the fuck out of the way!

well hello there thanks for reading my blog its good for you trust me anywho here goes...so im all for bicyclists to have rights to the road and all that bull shit but these fuckers need to follow the...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:41:00 PST

im gonna miss ya buddy

today is another sucky day in 2005 the year in which sucks my balls! i had to put my dog vida down today :'( i've had her since i was 7 and its really startin to suck my balls. she was 14 years old an...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:13:00 PST

i have a dirty mind like a 15 yearold boy

so instead of cashiering i am now in visual which means i do displays and dress mannequins i like it a lot better. anywho about the dirty mind part i have to undress these mannequins and i have ...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 06:16:00 PST

away with you scum bag

I just wanted to let everyone know i deleted TOM from my friends list today. Who does Tom think he is befriending everyone! Well not me Tom NOT ME!...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:24:00 PST

SFGH posse BITCHES!

SFGH POSSE!!!!! im 2 weeks older than erin so she looks up to methen there's the best boss ever!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/mankindkills1/IMG_ 1159.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Phot...
Posted by Elsie Amazon on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:14:00 PST