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Name: Mario Camino
Birthday: 06/18/1982
Birthplace: Ecuador
Current Location: NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blazak
Height: 5.6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Ecuatorian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Diesel
Your Weakness: I guess seeing a girl cry or be sad
Your Fears: Uhmm, not many
Your Perfect Pizza: Kings Pizza in Bruns(mushroom) / Pizza Hut Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Break the 100K line
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: "live to the fullest or not live at all" "Another day another $"
Your Best Physical Feature: Probably my lips
Your Bedtime: 1-3am
Your Most Missed Memory: my childhood and my grandma
Pepsi or Coke: COCA
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK burgers/ McDonalds' fries
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Just black w 2 sugars, no milk
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: uhmm.. I do real estate, swearing is encoded in my line of business
Do you Sing: i try to stick to shower preformances only
Do you Shower Daily: si senor
Have you Been in Love: Absolutely
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: uhmm eventually
Do you belive in yourself: 199.99%
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when the wrong lady is on top..
Do you think you are Attractive: for sho
Are you a Health Freak: dont think so
Do you get along with your Parents: when i have to, yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: not particularly, but i like getting rained in w thats special someone
Do you play an Instrument: uhmmm, many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no doubt.. still recovering from our summer kickoff
In the past month have you Smoked: sure
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nhaa
In the past month have you gone on a Date: def
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uhmm no, don't think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: split one w xana.. (vanilla ones)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: just did today
In the past month have you been on Stage: Im under the spotlight everyday...show usually ends byt 7-8pm
In the past month have you been Dumped: nhaa chill
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet, in the works tho
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: never
Ever been Drunk: uhmm too drunk to rememeber
Ever been called a Tease: many times
Ever been Beaten up: sure thing
Ever Shoplifted: yup yup
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: On my way to becoming a bad ass Attorney
What country would you most like to Visit: Egipt, China, Israel, France, and of course Ecuador
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: mid
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Classy, not too kinky, ladies! save that for the bedroom
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0 to the 100th power
Number of CDs I own: none, god bless limewire
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many
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