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Kelly Pain in the ass

bad news...

About Me

old enough to know better...to young to care. I'm pretty much always running late...sorry in advance
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You're Bettie Page!

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My Interests

tattoos...friends,cuddling,Vespa's,black hoodies,being stubborn,PBR,40's,cookies,sketchy guys with lots of tattoos,jasmine green tea,painting my toe-nails,little bird tracks in the snow,anything outdoors, purses,the smell of green soap,drawing,painting,making crafts,good food,being a fat kid,I love my job,cutting my bangs way to short,singing in the car w/angie,boys are neat,going off for way to long about stupid shit,road trips,getting lost,dye-ing my hair,back seat bingo,meeting new people,going out to breakfast even though it always makes me sick,drinking fancy water,getting to drunk,wal-mart clothes,late night tv,tearing up at commercials,asking angie how to spell for me,staying up talking,being random,Fresca,hanging out way to late,new mascara,pizza,running-a-muck,coffee,movies,my dog Doogle,HALO,chocolate Silk,tofu,grapes are good!,being VEGAN, Oh I suck at spelling if you haven't already noticed.

I'd like to meet:

Gunmen and Floozies...ohh and people who want to start a Vespa gang with me...someone who will watch Jerry Springer and Maury Povich with me and be just as amused by it as I am... "One must be a work of art,or wear a work of art" -Oscar Wilde...aim-fallenxxblossoms Dude! You're 100% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.

How Massachusetts are you?

Movies:

Swingers,Lord of the Rings,Pirates of Car., From Hell,(anything with Jonny Dep.)Edwardsissorhands,Bennie and June,Train spotting,Myspace starring kelly pain and and all those random girls on her boyfriends page!,Reservoir Dogs,Boondock Saints,Pulp Fiction,Jacky Brown,Kill Bill,High Fedelity,Blow,Fargo,Top Gun,Half Baked(and Funions man...)Old school,Dazed and Confused,Kicking and Screaming...I3 so many movies!!!

Television:

SNL,King of the Hill,Futurama,Conan Obrien,Sienfield,Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,Myth Busters,Kids in the Hall,Stand up comedy,that 70's show...

Heroes:

your mom

My Blog

and the cutest baby award goes to...

...Dillion!!...soo ya i'm an aunt now... ...9lbs.  22inch yikes! ...
Posted by Kelly Pain in the ass on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

good times w/angie <3

Angie and I on the way to Maine to get tattooed!!!...
Posted by Kelly Pain in the ass on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:36:00 PST

ugh

this time of year makes me really sad
Posted by Kelly Pain in the ass on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 09:07:00 PST

I moved

well i live in boston now and don't really have to many people in the city to hang out w/and go out...sooo hang out w/me people..
Posted by Kelly Pain in the ass on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:38:00 PST

Deep Thoughts...

I'M NOT afraid of insects taking over the world,and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me,let alone fire it.And you know what i'm doing while they"re aiming it at me...
Posted by Kelly Pain in the ass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST