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insydemahed

About Me


Someone, somewhere, told me to try friendster, and I did, and I never used it for anything. Someone, somewhere, told me to try myspace, and I still don't use it for anything. WTF do you need this for?

"You know, Old people and Kids are cool. It's the assholes in between that I don't like." - Carlos Benito Chee"'HEY! I just saw your profile, and I thought you might like my music! ADD ME!' I hate that. I'm just going to be another person who tells you that you suck." - Carlos Benito Chee

I am Chinese, thus, I am the funny. I eat puppies for breakfast, and make fun of Mexicans all day long. I feel like I should really eat with chopsticks, but can’t find the courage to be different than others. I wish I was like Thomas, the little engine that could. Damn my genes, I wish I was black, ‘cause I sure love them thighs and breastesssss. Being Asian, I have a self-esteem comparable to a llama. Llama is a funny word; have you ever noticed? I like being adventurous, which is why I drink Vitamin-Water that looks pink, when in reality it is a reddish-purple color. I am Gagnon approved, which means I’m Gagnon on some cock as we speak.Written by CarlostheMexicanmotherfucker.This is Insydemahed. I don't update. Check it out if you want...

I guess I should take this space to tell everyone about me. I'm sexy. That's all there is to it, so there...fucker.

My Interests

I like Stand-Up Comedy, and that's pretty much what I spend most of my time doing. If I'm not at school, I'm at work or at a comedy club. I'm a writing major, which means I spend a lot of my free time brainstorming about things to write about. Other than that, I'd really like a massage.

I'd like to meet:

My dad.

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Music:

Mostly Mos Def, Jay-Z, the dead ones. I also like this kid, PlayRadioPlay!. A Japanese girl turned me onto him. Motherfucker.

Movies:

My favorite movie is Good Will Hunting. I now also like Stranger Than Fiction. I also really like Boobs. We weren't talking about body parts? Whatever. Motherfucker.

Television:

I've discovered that I like Southpark more than Family Guy. I also discovered that I like Scrubs. And, for some reason, porn is really addicting to me. The Daily Show is second only to porn.

Books:

I like stuff by Mitch Albom. I like Dave Barry - A lot. I like your mom too - A lot.

Heroes:

Kaz Korekata, Eric Ho, and Jon Chapman. I also look up to Shaq. Are you kidding me? That motherfucker's 7-ft. Who the fuck doesnt? motherfucker.

My Blog

Tuesdays suck.

Tuesdays suck: 8AM:Wake up. 8:30AM: Wake up again. 8:45AM: Take shower. 9:30AM: Leave for school 10:45AM: Catch professor in office hours to explain why I haven't been in class lately. 11-12:20PM: Tak...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:43:00 PST

Im an angerholic still.

Some douche cuts me off on my bike today, so I ride around him and flip him off. At the stoplight, he suddenly decides, for whatever reason, to grow balls and yell out "If you flip me off again, I'll ...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:57:00 PST

I’m so lazy. "How lazy are you?"

I’m a procastinatior. Hell, my entire generation was built off of procrastination - why the fuck do you think 30 minute news shows dominate the ratings when local news stations grow stagnant? It...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST

Jokes Updated 1/21/08 - 2/17/08

I'm making a list for myself: Updated 1/21/08-Work-Argument-Bars and drinks-Afraid of Gay People-Guys are so horny-Jesus Hates You-Just broke up with a girlfriend-Dating dumb questions-Digital Clock/ ...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:24:00 PST

I took the idea of posting HW as a blog from the Mexican.

David Liu LTWR 8C  Shilling Weds Section - Elle / Workshop Group B  Tutor: Richard February 7, 2008 Exercise: Word Essay  "The Cackle"   I am a self-conscious eight-year-old, and very wa...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:11:00 PST

High on Mic

There's this interesting feeling you get when you have a good ending. Not a happy ending. That's different. A good ending - this is when your entire day (hell, maybe even your whole week) is justified...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST

Hello, my name is David, and I’m an angerholic.

I've always known that I have a horrible temper - with or without good reason. I blow up a lot, which is why I find it odd that most people I know assume that I am very good natured. I played chicken ...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:15:00 PST

Invalid Subject Line

I was making a pick-up in the UPS truck today. The address I was looking for was 6252 Gullstream or some shit. As it turned out, the address didn't exist, as whoever took the street number down over t...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:20:00 PST

I'm older now.

I'm older now. Obviously. But my thing is, I'm still sort of a 90's technology kid. For the most part, and I'm being honest here, I dislike cell phones. I grew up in Taiwan, which is in Asia, you assh...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST

My girl.

So, I just had about 10 cigarettes in a very short amount of time. I have a headache. And I feel kind of dusty. Maybe I should go throw up.But, ok, I just had dinner with some awesome folks. And we go...
Posted by HOME OF THE DAVE on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST