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Missy Bytch

Yes, I'm a Bitch. Can we get to the point?

About Me


If you don't send me a message or leave a comment and try to add me. YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. I am not trying to win some kind of myspace popularity contest. If you want to be in my space, or have me in yours. Let me know who you are. I go through my 'friends' list ATLEAST once a month and if you're inactive, you're outta there. Point Blank!
Im brutally honest to a fault. If i dont like you, I'll tell you. Your not sure, just ask. I'm shy, yet outgoing. I'm very friendly, but I'm mega bitchy when provoked. I'm loyal to the core, spoiled rotten there too. (But dont worry, I smell sweeter then fresh strawberries and peaches in the spring!) I'm sardonic and sarcastic. Serious and yet goofy. I'm passive and agressive. I'm beautiful, yet plain. Overall: I'm JUST ME BABY!
~*~[Quote-a-licious]~*~ +|+Your Body, the most impressive tool you have use it, amuse it, cause one day you're gonna lose it. +|+ If at first you don't succeed give up and pay someone else to do it.....If it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks then it needed to be replaced anyways......+|+
No matter how I may look.. Im simply "One of the guys" Ive been told that many of times by almost every male to make my circle of friends. I take this not as a put down, but as a compliment. I am not "butch" but I am masculin. I can put on my make up, throw on a skirt, and ride dirt bikes with the best of them. Im a guys girl and thats all there is to it. My motto is simply this: Girls can do anything Guys can do AND still be a lady!
Dont expect me to come back and play a battle of wits with you. You're all unarmed and I dont slaughter the stupid. I'll let you humilate yourself in my spotlight before I send you packing on that special education edition trike. You know the one, Its got the fourth wheel for extra retard stability...

My Interests

Cars (Street, Stock, and Racing)
Dirtbikes & Harleys
Animals
Music
Movies (Mainly Horror and Thrillers, mostly anything but I'n NOT a huge chick flick fan)
Dancing
Peircing and Tattoos (Have One Of Each)
Chatting & People in General (I enjoy meeting new people and making good friends)
Useless Trivia and Knowlege.
Make-up & Hair (Hey I Grew Up In A Salon, Blame My Mom And Her Friends!)

I'd like to meet:

Pete, Ross, Ryan, Twizzler, Tiffer, Eddy, Derek, Mandi, Joshums, Joshmo, Boss Bigga, Keith....Id love to see Nicci & Aaron again.
To see ALI-Cat again and meet her new family!

Music:

[Sugar (Gimmie Some)-Trick Daddy]
[Control--Puddle Of Mud]
[Blvd of Broken Dreams--Greenday]
[Scars--Papa Roach]
[Devils Rejects, Numb, House Of A Thousand Corpses, American Witch, (Basically Everything)--Rob Zombie]
[Seven Wiser--Basically Anything]
[Rubber Made-- UnTaken Name]
[Lose Yourself, When I'm Gone, Shake That--Eminem]
[Bow Down--Ice Cube + Westside Connection]
[Mob Scene--Marilyn Manson]
[Baby's got a temper-- Prodigy]
Psychopathic Rydas, Snoop Dogg, Bone Thugs In Harmony, Mo Thug Family, Hinder, Too $hort, 2 Live Crew, Alice Cooper, Etc.

Television:

they dont call me phoebs for nothing! Simply bad ass, gotta love the character set. -- Cuz Im a criminal!

My Blog

Mine

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Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

His Look-alikes LOLZ!

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Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST

Jen

Do yourself a very big favor sweetheart. Consider this your first, last, and only show of kindness from me. I will not actively hunt you, yet. No that is not a threat of violence, its a promise of per...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

Leo -Love Style-

Your positive traits:You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spotYour happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!You don't hold grudges - get...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Friends: Real Vs Simple

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:20:00 PST

Kramer Situation

This was a topic started on the MYSPACEIM page, and I thought it was interesting. You can read through what you want but my reply is highlighted in blue and background'd in black.   Author ...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

So Ive Got A Dirty Mind?

  They call me paradiseMy passion runs hot as hellGot your heartbeat racingGot you under my spell Wanna taste this sugarLick me like a lollipopGot a flavor so sweetIts like a candy shop Cmon Big ...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

Look What I Do.. Tsk Tsk

My sister jokingly tells this guy that Im dating some guy who wants to marry me.. and this is the next poem I've inspired.. Lol   All For a Heartbeat I've spent my entire life waiting for a hear...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:19:00 PST

A Poem About My Eyes

A Poem He Wrote Based On Comments He Made On My Eyes.. Its very sweet, and very special to me    .. Your Eyes Your eyes speak volumes.They speak of love and heartbreak,of love and loss,of t...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

Storytime: Reine (Unfinished)

I remember laying on the bed in the hospital, missy was there holding my hand. I was scared. Wrestling was my life, my destiny, my reason for living and here I was awaiting the results. I now knew wha...
Posted by Twizzlers: Missy Bytch on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:28:00 PST