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Whats up. My name is Ryan but my friends call me Burnout for some odd reason. I think they said it was because of my bad memory but hell I dont remember if thats what they said or not. I'm in an abusive relationship with a pretty cool girl. She beats me, I got the bruises to prove it. See I just got slapped on the leg for writing that! I play bass guitar in Untaken Name and UP3, poorly might I add, but sucking is what I'm most proud of so technically it kinda rocks that I suck. If I was any good I wouldn't bother playing. Hell if I rocked people would think I'm cool and I just can't have that shit. As long as you remember how bad I suck in general we will get along just fine. By now most of you are trying to figure out why I look so familiar but you just can't quite put your finger on it. You know Bruce? The black punker? Well I'm that stoned long haired dude thats always standing next to him with a Green Day shirt on. Oh yeah ... you remember me now dont you. Fuckers. That's ok. My memory is fucked anyway so I probably don't remember you either. Hey wait a minute. I wonder if that's why they call me Burnout. I never thought of that.