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Scott

.....dikfore........

About Me

Graphic Designer, Father, Husband, Friend, Punk, Comedian, Retail Manager, Jerk, Watcher of TV, Musician, Introvert and Sinner.....

My Interests


free myspace graphics

I'd like to meet:

MR. T, Chuck Norris, That Japanese guy that ate all those hotdogs, Bill Nye the science guy and Cookie Monster

Music:

Rock, Acoustic, a little Metal and a little electronic....

Movies:

Anything dark, twisted and moody. And action filled of course. The first 4 Rocky movies, the first 2 Rambo movies, Any mafia related movie(Italian or Irish), Almost any Quentin Terantino, Just about anything with Johnny Depp and everything with Christopher Walken...... also, Forrest Gump.

Television:

Heroes, The Office, Family Guy, Bionic Woman, Reaper, The Simpsons, My Name is Earl, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, The Venture Bros., LA Ink, The Black Donnellys

Books:

Stopped reading "A Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley because it makes my brain hurt. Maybe I'll pick it up again later.Just finished "The Sphere" by Michael Crichton...again...Second chapter into "Cell" by Stephen King

Heroes:

My mother... hands down.......... and Batman..... duh....

My Blog

Poetry in Nirvana lyrics....

The lyrics to the Nirvana song,"Moist Vagina", which was the B side to the "All Apologies" single.Enjoy...She had a moist vaginaI've been tickling the circumferenceI've been sucking the walls of her a...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST

2008. The year of the Dragonsquawk

It's almost February 2008 and I haven't written a new blog since like six months ago or some shit....Some of you have expressed your concerns of my now trickling stream of incoherent babble and non-se...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:41:00 PST

Good, good, good........ Good Vibrations.....

I keep my cell phone in my left front pocket. When I'm at work, it's on vibrate.So I was pooping at work today (in the bathroom....) and on top of my left foot, about where my cell phone would been si...
Posted by Scott on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:42:00 PST

SMASHING PUMPKINS!!!!

To those that don't know, The Smashing Pumpkins is my favorite (signed) band on the fucking planet. Period. There is none higher. Call me retarted, I don't care. Unfortunately, back in 92 or 93 when I...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

Get this baby up to 88 miles per hour!

I found this story on Digg.com. It was originally posted on Craigslist.com. If you have one ounce of American Red blood in you, then you hate and loathe all those dumb ass kids and their Shitty Hondas...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

Due Process........

Okay, I'm at home and feeling under the weather. Ava is watching DVR'd episodes of Futurama and I've been obsessively refreshing the same 5 damn web pages for about two hours.... Bored out of my fucki...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:44:00 PST

This is Bullshit!......

Police, school get failing grade in sad case of Julie AmaroImagine you know next to nothing about computers. You're a substitute teacher for a seventh grade class. There's a computer in the classroom ...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:25:00 PST

New Slide Shizzle.....

Put up a new slide show with some of my work being dislplayed.... As if you haven't seen it before!!-S
Posted by Scott on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:56:00 PST

This is the NEW SHIT!!!!

Haven't posted in a while... my active lifestyle leaves me with little time for anything... matter of fact, I haven't taken a crap since October.... no time...Getting rid of waste isn't practical or e...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Myspace Music Player

Anybody else having major fucking issues with the Myspace Music player??Just curious....-S
Posted by Scott on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST