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About Me

Wake up Mr Pilgrim

My head glows when I'm looking like a terrorist.

Outgoing

81%

Fun

81%

Nice

81%

Immature

31%

Shy

19%

mean

Dramatic

6% Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: James
Birthday: It was a Wednesday - which makes me full of woe apparently
Birthplace: Souf London Baby
Current Location: The Wood, North West London
Eye Color: Blue or Red in Bad Photographs
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 4''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, left if I want to pretend it's someone else
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bare foot! It's cold outside!
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: speling thyngs badily on myspice and looking fooish
Your Perfect Pizza: Oooh... Something with parma ham, asparagus, goats cheese, basil and an egg on probably although generally i like pizza or one with the number for a good Chinese written in olives on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to learn Spanish, I'd like to expand my businesses, I'd like to travel, I'd like to learn a musical instrument, I'd like to learn to hypnotise people, I'd like to fall in love again, I have lots of goals for this year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey or lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bloody hell it's morning again, what a bizarre dream, shit it wasn't a dream, oh no it was. Phew.
Your Best Physical Feature: My height probably or my c*** errrrr... i mean brain (funny either way I'm being big headed!? Ha, Ha, I'm so funny!)
Your Bedtime: Midnight or I turn in to a pumpkin
Your Most Missed Memory: Living somewhere hot and 5 minutes ago when I still had crack left
Pepsi or Coke: Volvic mineral water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: I'm up for it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I haven't had Lipton Ice Tea for a while, I have no idea what nestea is but it doesn't sound like something i'd drink
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'll have both thanks
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino with lots of cocoa sprinkles on (not the Baldrick version with phleghm for froth)
Do you Smoke: Nope, used to but I stopped
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah, far too fucking much... I'm not quite that bad nowadays
Do you Sing: I sing stupid songs to my friends sometimes and I sing along to songs I like when nobody is about because I'm a terrible singer
Do you Shower Daily Yep, I can't get going without a shower in the morning. If it's cold that's where you'll find me in the morning.
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: I'm always up for learning new things so find me a good course and I might do.
Do you want to get Married: Definitely and I'd quite like some kids too. I just need to find the right person now.
Do you believe in yourself: Err... Yes. I'm not Santa!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, but if you fed me a bottle of tequila and put me on a banana boat I'm not saying I wouldn't feel a bit queasy
Do you think you are Attractive: Please refer to right hand left handed question.
Are you a Health Freak: Well I don't drink booze anymore and I've quit smoking and drugs so I guess so
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep. They're a good pair.
Do you like Thunderstorms: It depends where I am, if I was on the Eiffel Tower or a hand glider for example probably not.
Do you play an Instrument: Not yet but I will. I used to own a kazoo but I'm not sure that counts
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Shockingly no I haven't
In the past month have you Smoked: I've not smoked cigarettes in over 2 or 3 years now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: "Life is the only drug I need Baby; ummm... and I might have had a sneaky joint a few weeks ago."
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I haven't but I'm gearing up to asking someone, who is as yet undecided
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No but I've been to the sales, I've also shopped on1ine a lot, curses to you Amazon (not the river)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't think I've ever eaten an Oreo I have eaten a box of profiteroles though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes I have with a good friend
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope but I've decided to become a part time actor so if i get my arse in gear I may be on stage soon
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope - I live in England for fuck's sake. I have had a bath, unfortunately I was on my own.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I can think of
Ever been Drunk: Hell yeah! Ever made a tit of myself as aresult, you betcha.
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: No comment (and no that doesn't necessarily mean yes!)
How do you want to Die: Painlessly at an old age surrounded by a lot of gold having sex with a playmate or two
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Younger
What country would you most like to Visit: I've got a few, Cuba, the socialist paradise! (You talking about Cuba?!); Japan; Brazil; Oman again.
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any colour as long as there is a sparkle.
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not that superficial
Short or Long Hair: Ditto.
Height: Some height is preferred
Weight: Ok I'm waiting... What now????
Best Clothing Style: Kind of slutty I guess
Number of Drugs I have taken: This takes me back to the emergency room
Number of CDs I own: Shit loads
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There are probably a few things but I think as long as you learn from your mistakes you're not doing too badly.
My life has been rated:

I was born in Roehampton (near Wimbledon, South West London) in 1980.

On the 26th March 2006 I was 26

I lived in Oman which is a Muslim country in the Middle East (just south of Saudi Arabia) for 5 years.

I'm 6 Foot 4 inches tall, which is something like 190cm... I think.

I organise and promote events in Central London. Check out www.forbiddenlondon.com for more info!

I eat pretty much anything but love seafood, steak, lamb and italian food most.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%

I took that test 6 months ago and re-took it to see how I've changed since and apparently I'm now a lot more romantic and slightly less stable.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50%

My Interests

I'm interested in everything but in particular I like causing chaos.

I also like... the National Gallery, shopping online, learning new things, walking, the Internet, clubbing at swanky clubs, neuro linguistic programming, promoting clubs, organising events, programming, art, sex, lounging in bed, humour, food, exercise, meeting people, DVDs, hugs, kisses, laughing, thinking, travelling, sleeping, dreaming, massage, swimming, missions, long jokes, all kinds of music, live theatre, making a difference, helping people, reminiscing, looking to the future, making friends, people watching, family, friends, Spain, travelling, lounging in the sun, BBQs, fruit.

Recently I have been to Umbaba, Embassy, Tantra, China White, No 1, Movida, Silver, No 5, M1NT, Hedges & Butler ummm... Paper, Amica, probabably some others I can't think of too!

I'd like to meet:

Al Pacino would be a good person to meet or Bobby DeNiro. I'd be happy to meet anyone who's positive though. By positive I mean that if the world was falling apart and it was me and them left, they'd tell me a joke and not moan about what a shitter we were in. Feel me!

Rudyard Kipling, not only did he write quite an interesting story about a mongoose he also wrote this poem which is a mantra that we should all aim to live by. I for one think it makes a lot of sense anyway...

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, donâ€™t deal in lies,
Or being hated, donâ€™t give way to hating,
And yet donâ€™t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dreamâ€”and not make dreams your master;
If you can thinkâ€”and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same:
If you can bear to hear the truth youâ€™ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build â€™em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: â€œHold on!â€

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kingsâ€”nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty secondsâ€™ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything thatâ€™s in it,
Andâ€”which is moreâ€”youâ€™ll be a Man, my son!

Music:

Nearly anything, here are some artists that I've got on my ipod:

Tupac Shakur (R.I.P.) Big L (R.I.P.) Gorillaz 50 Cent The Game Bob Marley (R.I.P.) The Kooks Busta Rhymes Blur Radiohead Thom Yorke Graham Coxon John Lennon (R.I.P.) Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.) Chamillionaire Eminem Young Jeezy Young Buck Oasis The Beatles (R.I.P. most of you) Wu Tang Clan (R.I.P. ODB) Dr Dre The Prodigy The Chemical Brothers Gwen Steffani Bubba Sparxxx Spider Loc Lloyd Banks Slim Thug Kanye West Nirvana (R.I.P. Kurt Cobain) DMX Longpigs Placebo Lauryn Hill Nas Jay Z The Smashing Pumpkins Bob Dylan John Lennon (R.I.P.) Big Pun (R.I.P.) Papoose Snoop Dogg Coldplay D12 Damian Marley DJ Whoo Kidd DJ Green Lantern DJ Kay Slay DJ Westwood Juelz Santana Ma$e Michael Jackson (R.I.P. - Well the Michael I liked anyway) Mobb Deep Obie Trice Shyne Sneaker Pimps The Lox / D-Block Lil Scrappy Whitecoat AC & Terra Genesis Elijah NWA (R.I.P. Eazy E) IAM MOP Luniz U2 The Libertines Baby Shambles Queen (R.I.P. Fred) The Kinks The Eagles Beanie Seigel Pulp Don McLean (R.I.P.) Paul Simon Cat Stevens Xzibit Eva Cassidy (R.I.P.) Yazoo Dilated Peoples Bobby Darin (R.I.P.) The Libertines Baby Shambles The Kooks Air Alanis Morissette Gnarls Barkley Nitin Sawhney

My favourite 10 albums are

Ok that was a very quick attempt, I'm sure I'll revise it!

Movies:

I'm not a massive movie fan but I liked these ones:

Godfather 1,2 & 3 Gangster No. 1 Sexy Beast Scarface Freddy Got Fingered Taxi Driver King of New York The Godfather Trilogy Boogie Nights Planet of the Apes (orginial and remake) Basketball Diaries Withnail and I Planes, Trains and Automobiles The Big Boss X-men (all of them) Train Spotting Life of Brian The Krays City of God Terminator 1 & 2 (although I've seen them too many times, I might like the third one too but I've tried watching it three times and I kept falling asleep 'cause I was pissed each time. That's not to say I'm always drunk or anything!) Batman Carlito's Way Donnie Brasco Napoleon Dynamite Leon The Business Southpark The Movie Simpsons The Movie Leon Napoleon Dynamite Layer Cake The Business Birthday Girl Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind Borat Movie Film

There'll be more coming when I have built up the motivation to walk in to the other room and look at my DVD collection... don't hold your breath I'm quite comfortable for now.

Television:

I don't really watch much TV 'cause I'm too busy doing more interesting things but if any of these shows are on then I'll watch them:

Peep Show - this is probably my favourite show, I mean program Alan Partridge - ok it's old but it's funny The Office - and it's old too Dragon's Den - I like watching stupid people getting humiliated, and people following their dream making it happen. Location, location - I may want to buy a house one day Grand Designs - I may want to build a house one day You are what you eat - I love to watch the change in people, I also find it funny watching people who go to a party and 'do the lot' in terms of the buffet being told they'll be dining on soup for the next 3 years. Champions league football - the glitz, the glamour, ok it's just 22 people, who should have proper jobs, running around, chasing a dead pig for enough collective money to feed a small african country. Music Channels - as long as the music videos are decent and not 7 minutes long thanks very much R. Kelly, stick to the underage porn, your music is a bigger crime. T4 - Ok, when it comes to extremely pointless cheesy t.v. channel 4 has cornered the market Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere Extras

Books:

Two words, Alan Carr. If you know, you know; if you don't know, now you know. R.I.P. Alan Carr

I've also had a bit of a renaisance when it comes to reading and have recently read the following:

The Alchemist The Basketball Diaries Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Mr Nice Holler if you hear me The Murder of Tupac Shakur American Psycho A Short History of Tractors in Ukranian Monster The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

More will follow...

Heroes:

2pac for passion to make a start Carvaggio for his dark, dark art Alan Partidge for offending Roman Abromovich for big spending Leonardo De Vinci for a huge brain despite no tumor Richard Priors for his sense of humour Jay Z for making money and finally, no relation, Jesus for making the best of a bad situation

I also would put the following in my hero category:
Dick Whittington, Dick Whittington's Cat

My Blog

This Week

As the Bank Holiday is in spitting distance I am going to make this a week of partying, that is my mission.The plan so far is...Thursday - VolsteadFriday - UmbabaSaturday - Studio Valabonne...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

Photos!

I'm off to Bournemouth, Brighton and Walsall over the next few days so to keep you all happy in my absence here are photos from my birthday and the lingerie party!http://www.forbiddenlondon.com/156...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:22:00 PST

My Birthday!

I'm sure that the age discrimination act should come in to play considering I am going to be 27 next week and very much doubt I'll be getting a telegram from the queen!This week I'm partying on Saturd...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

Rebecca Simone Lingerie Fashion Show this Friday

I'm very excited about this Friday as we're hosting Rebecca Simone, lingerie designer to the stars, at the fantastic Umbaba. She will be bringing along her latest collection and some beautiful frien...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:41:00 PST

The Man from Uncle

I am an Uncle, it's official!! I have a copy of The Times as a gift for my niece from my friend Becky and a photo of J and his girlfriend Anna to mark the occasion, "this was who I was with when you w...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

Mind the Gap

People are always asking me what I'm thinking about so I have decided to make a list and then the whole world will know for sure should they care. Arthur the cat - Arthur is my cat, he currently ...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:21:00 PST

Love

Valentine's Day is on the horizon complete with heart shaped crap by the heart shaped bucket full and Battery Chicken Dining for all. To counter the soulless consume...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

A Busy Week

This week has been an extra busy week for me as I started my new job, got snowed in and was involved in my first event for quite some time. In the interest of giving you a full insight in to the ...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

The Chocolate Party @ Umbaba Club

This Friday (9th February) I'm helping to promote my first event of the year... The details are all below. I will be in attendance along with some of my close friends for what should be a fantastic ni...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

Renewed Love for Cali

I have renewed love for California, they are starting to make some really bold decisions about combating climate change: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070131/ap_on_re_us/california_l ight_bulb Who says ...
Posted by Mr Pilgrim on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST