About Me

I love life, laughing, dancing, music, laughing, dancing! loving and living, laughing, dancing!! and err..singing??!!!.. (..There's a voice.. keeps on calling me!! Down the road that's where I'll always beeeee!!!..*high pitched effort*.. EVERY STOP I MAKE.. I make a new friend..!! Can't stay for long.. just turn around and I'm gone again... MAYBE TOMORROW.. I'll wanna settle down... (Naaw, Naaw, Naaw).. Until tomorrow .. i'll just keep moving on!!!...Wooohaaa!

Most of all i just love messin around with me mates and having a laugh.. i don't take life seriously at all - its too fuckin short.. always up for makin more mates.. couldn't give a shit about age its just not important....

I'm well into writing poetry, have been doing this since I was 14.. I'm writing songs too now.. I LOVE being creative... Music is in my soul big time - there are no words to descibe the pleasure I get from it!.. I am in the process of combining my writing and music skills to make tunes, "and if you're going to do something.. then do it properly" thats my philosophy, so it may take a while!!.. Its all very exciting though!! I also love photography and art, reading quotes, pearls of wisdom, soup for the spirit and inspirational stories!

My mate Ruthie is the TOP of the pile.. we can hardly speak to each other for laughing so much!!.. She always wants to flee to Ireland!! and fantasizes about the rabbit in Donnie Darko!!...(you'd better ask her about that one!!!) We are here to collect shit loads of badgers for total world domination so if you fit the criteria of ... well errr NUTS and you have a ridiculous sense of humour then 'JOIN USSSS.. JOIN USSSS!!!! We can't get enough of the series 'Spaced'..its the bollox! and spend many a veggie sunday laughing our tits off watching it.. if you haven't had the pleasure either buy it RIGHT NOW before its too late and your life has skipped off to the end!!...

The man in my life is so god damn gorgeous!!!.. his name is Jack Daniels.. he's a top top geezer!!! and we will never split up!! Haha!!.. we love avin naughty sesh's together..!!! We even made our up own drink!! its called the Claireywoo.. anyone who reads this MUST try it.. jd, shot of LIME cordial..shit loads of ice and slice of lemon...swish around with good wrist action and sip merrily with mates... its the don!!

Ok spose i need to put some normal (hehe wahtever that means!) stuff...so here ya go..I've practiced yoga on and off since I was 18..have taught it to children and might go back to that someday.. I still work with children.. and also in alternative medicine... I'm well into health, the mind and body, mental health, alternative therapies and human psychology especially children... I like to know how things work, love practical stuff, cars and I'm a bit of a tech head!... Shit this is gettin boring now!!...SKIP TO THE END!!!

"Some people walk in the rain others just get wet!"

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with down to earth attitudes, who enjoys life, has a bloody good laugh and likes bantering! Anyone who is creative in any way..LOVES their music and anyone who wants to give me a good seeing to!!...err..NOT!! ...and if The Pegster was in town I'd definitely be up for a cuppa with him!

Music:

Rave tunes 88-94 - Quest - Bobskie - Det - Brockie - Hype - Kenny Ken - Jumping Jack Frost - Randall - Mickey Finn - Grooverider - Seb Fontaine - John Kelly - Laurent Garnier - Tiesto Space - Bora Bora - Cafe Del Mar - Pacha - Renaissance - Hed Kandi - Defected - Reactivate - React - Resist - Real Ibiza Hybrid - Chicane - Above & Beyond - Orbital - Chemical Brothers - The Prodigy - Ratpack - Future Sound of London - Todd Terry - Faithless - Underworld - Armand Van Helden - Moby - Leftfield - Sunscream - Massive Attack - Bent - Lemon Jelly - Zero 7 - Mozez - Portishead - Stonebridge - International Pony - Everything But The Girl - Morcheeba - Robert Miles - Royskopp - Midfield General - Fatboy Slim - Audio Bullys - Faithless - Madonna - Mylo - Scissor Sisters - Pink - Mandalay - Lux - Afterlife - Innocence -Aim - Enigma - Deep Forest - Enya - Basement Jaxx - Innocence - Lamb - John Lennon - U2 Will Downing - Quincy Jones - Alexander O'neal - Luther Vandross - Al Green - Lillo Thomas - Keith Sweat - Surface - By All Means - Tevin Cambell - Teddy Riley - Tony Toni Tone - Ralph Tresvant - Bobby Brown - Bob Marley - Michael Jackson - Tu Pac - LL Cool J - Wu Tang Clan - Seal - R Kelly - Junior - Jodeci - Sounds of Blackness - SOS Band - Mica Paris - Caron Wheeler - Joyce Simms - Shannon - Cherelle - Sybil - Janet Jackson - Tracy Chapman Cold Play - Incubus - Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Goo Goo Dolls - Arctic Monkeys - Hard-Fi - Maximo Park - Kaiser Chiefs - Arcade Fire - Kooks - Foo Fighters - Stereophonics - The Streets - The Carmelites - The New Tones - Ardent Kicks - Mirmis

Movies:

Life is Beautiful - Shawshank - Human Traffic - Shaun of the Dead - Big Nothing - Hot Fuzz - Pulp Fiction - Killing Zoe - Hostel - The Godfathers - The Saws - The Waynes Worlds - The Kill Bills - Notting Hill - American History X - Bad Boy Bubby! (everyone MUST see this!!!) - Electronic Punks - The Usual Suspects - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - The Goonies - Withnail & I - Fried Green Tomtoes - Groundhog Day - 12 Monkeys - Sin City - 8 Mile - Tracy Thurman Story - Football Factory - The Krays - Ferris Beullers Day Off - Golden Child - Drowned World - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Cheech and Chong - Where the Buffalo Roam - Lock Stock - Final Cut - Crouching Tiger - Scarface - Herbie - E.T. - War of the Worlds - Stand By Me - Housitter - Forest Gump

Television:

Spaced (Deserves an Oscar!) - Extras - Royale Family - The Office - Curb Your Enthusiasm - Black Books - The Green Wing - Peep Show - Friends - Jack Dee - Jasper Carrott - Have I got News For You - Top Gear - Big Brother - Supernanny - Six Feet Under - The Wonder Years - Captain Caveman - The Littlest Hobo - Inspector Gadget - Top Cat - Hong Kong Fooey - Scooby Doo (Why why why did they put scrappy in it?!?!!) Mr Ed - D.A. Nature Programmes - Robert Winstone Stuff - How Clean Is Your House - Smallville - Music Channels

Books:

Tits n Tanks...Ruthie n Clairey's Superb Inventions.. The Pending Autobiography (haha!!) ...So What!...Barefoot Doctor... Poems To Make You Piss Yourself... 100 Ways For A Cat to Train Its Human.. How To Grow Cannabis.. How to Get a Life.. Ruthies Guide to F-Art!!.. 100 Things To Do Before I Die!!.. Dictionary and Thesaurus.. Atlas.. A-Z Maps..Manuals (err Seriously!! haha!!) Numerous reference books on Nature.. Food.. Health.. Body.. Science.. Yoga.. Reflexology.. Herbs.. Childrens' Health, Care and Education.. Vitamins.. Crystals.. Chakras.. blah blah blah!.. Celestine Prophecy.. and my fave.. I'm Bored!

Heroes:

NATURE

My Blog

Clairey's Writing Clanger!

Just now i was organising a load of letters i had written to my VERY good mate ;-) !! hehe (9 weeks till he comes home!! wooohaaa) yeah so i had a current letter and then all these others i had found ...
Posted by Clairey on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:31:00 PST

Ger outtaa my bath!!!

I seem to have a bath that likes to suck vunerable (errr...pissed) people into it after they have been to the loo... three times now the bath has struck!...........Unfortunately for me it hasn't learn...
Posted by Clairey on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:36:00 PST

A Bit of Fisting!

I thought you might like to know that I have the amazing ability to clench my fist and then engulf it in my mouth.. it has to be seen to be believed and its superb! Woohaaaa and Party On!! ...
Posted by Clairey on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:17:00 PST