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Jethro Bodine

Tis I who slayed thee dragon!!!!

About Me

25 Random things about me...
* I hate people who complicate things
* I haven't ate fish since the 80s
* I like movies like the Holy Trilogy (Star Wars).
* I listen to the Cure.
* I like cheezy things.
* I care way too much.
* I drink beer doesnt matter what kind
* Hates when women use the phrase "My clock is ticking"
* I hate change.
* I cannot tolerate Strawberry Yoohoo
* I like the smell of cut grass
* Im a drunk not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings
*I sometimes think i have ADD.
*My blood type is ranch
*Believes in The Fair Tax plan
*Likes metal
*I hate math
*I think we need to drill in Alaska instead of depending on some camelridding sob for gas
*Im a nerd and i like it
*I like to clean when im pissed off
*I always do dares.
*Likes The UK
*Watches the BBC
*I like classic black and white movies
*I hate complainers

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My Interests


*Women
*Women
*Comics
*Reading books
*The Paranormal
*Zombie movies
*Beer
*Women
*Women
*Women
*Video Games
*Women
*Women who wrestle

I'd like to meet:

In combat:
Paul Anderson
Uwe Boll
Ghandi

Music:

*Black Sabbath
*Rob Zombie
*Dio
*Heaven and Hell
*Iced Earth
*White Zombie
*Hank the 3rd
*Ozzy
*Dimmu Borgir
*Black Label Society
*Lamb of God
*Machinehead
*King Diamond
*Iron Maiden
*Type O Negative
*Devil Driver
*Down
*Clutch
*Pantera
*Slayer
*Lynyrd Skynyrd
*Rebel Meets Rebel
*Metallica
*Slipknot
*Korn
*Murderdolls
*Wednesday 13
*Pink Floyd
*The Doors
*Gojira
*Trivium
*Immortal
*The Misfits
*Fozzy
*Nine Inch Nails

Movies:

*Star Wars: A New Hope
*Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
*Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
*The Day the Earth Stood Still
*The Creature from the Black Lagoon
*Rocky
*Clerks
*Mall Rats
*Chasing Amy
*Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
*The Planet of the Apes
*Pulp Fiction
*Resevoir Dogs
*Night of the Living Dead
*Dawn of the Dead
*Day of the Dead
*Texas Chainsaw Massacre
*Halloween
*Evil Dead
*Silence of the Lambs
*Red Dragon
*Hannibal
and a billion others except for Gigli

Television:


*BattleStar Galactica
*Stargate Sg-1 and Atlantis
*Dr Who
*Torchwood
*Biggest Loser
*Celebrity Fit Club
*WWE Smackdown and Raw
*NWA TNA Total Nonstop Action
*Lost
*The Simpsons
*Family Guy
*Ghost Hunters
*Viva La Bam
*Clerks the Animated Series (Curse you ABC!!!!!!!!)
*The Man Show
*Are You being served
*Pete and Pete
*All in the family
*I love Lucy
*Night Court
*The Real World
*Road Rules
*Dog The Bounty Hunter (Got a problem with that?)
*Inked
*Mindfreak
*X PLAY on G4
*Miami Ink

Books:

*Lord of the Flies
*Stephen King (The Stand, Christine, Carrie)
*The Zombie Survival Guide
*The Walking Dead
*World War Z
*Marvel Comics (Marvel Zombies, Spider-man, Hulk, X-Men, Captain America, Avengers)
*Image Comics

Heroes:

*George A. Romero - the real O.G. when it comes to zombie movies
*Dimebag Darrel - bringing southern and metal together.
*Chuck Norris - Can never go wrong with a Chuck Norris Joke
*Bill Cosby - The man brought us Jello, need i say more.

My Blog

"FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!" IN MEMORY OF CHARLTON HESTON

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. Legendary actor, civil-rights leader and political activist Charlton Heston passed away today, at 84. He died at his home with Lydia, his wife of 64 years, at his side.Heston is ...
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:41:00 PST

Fighting game of biblical proportions

Bible Fight
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

Gymkata: Best Bad Movie evar!

Gymkata The dude is rocking a kentucky waterfall and hes killing commie ninjas and crazy pitch fork welding freaks whats not to love.  Added bonus is the wrong sound effects a...
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

LOST funny comic

Yep pretty much
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:32:00 PST

Probably the only thing thats good about the GI Joe movie coming out

Is Ray "Darth Maul" Parks as Snake Eyes heres an actual picture.
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:21:00 PST

Singing kittens type your name in and theyll sing a song for you...

Singing kittens..
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:33:00 PST

I think the place that the next Final Destination movie should happen....

In the locker/shower room at an all girls school. It would be awesome, one girl can slip on a bar of soap go flying into a locker when a girl is looking in it, slamming the door on her head, her body ...
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

Lost Boys 2 pics and the Haimster and Felddog are back

Lost Boys 2 pics and the trailer will be attached to the I Am Legend DVD[img]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9448/lostboysctq7 .jpg[/img][img]http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2600/24829 672qt7.png/...
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

Why Hilary Fails

Not just because shes a woman trying to do a mans job but shes got lip-singers on her campaign video. Say is that Bindy Irwin on vocals?...
Posted by Jethro Bodine on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:10:00 PST