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Ben

The new menace sweeping the nation is Lesbian Gangs which force unwitting teenagers into lesbian sex

About Me

Ten Things You May Or May Not Want To Know About Me:
1. I'm a Christian
2. I play drums
3. I'm single
4. I'm the manager of -

5. I also work for Serengeti Trading Company
6. I like weekdays more then weekends.
7. I'm a metalhead.
8. I'm an elementary education major.
9. I'm a vegetarian.
10. I have an unhealthy love of slinkies.
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My Interests

Music, apologetics, philosophy, psychology, politics, literature and lots of other stuff that doesn't really matter.

I'd like to meet:

People who dig good music, the girl of my dreams, anyone who isn't afraid to be different, the musicians and writers I look up to.

Music:

Mortal
Fold Zandura,
Jars of Clay,
Maudlin of the Well
Kayo Dot,
Rage,
Darkseed,
Fireflight,
Kompressor,
Echoing Green,
MC Frontalot,
Massivivid,
Rhapsody,
Nile,
Michael W. Smith,
U2,
Michael Jackson,
Iron Madien,
Pink Floyd,
Plumb,
Stryper,
Immortal,
Assemblage 23,
Nerve Filter,
WASP,
Gamma Ray,
Believer,
Extol,
Lengsel,
Sanctifica,
Helloween,
Saint,
Vengeance,
Skillet,
Max Roach,
Queensryche,
Zao,
Flyleaf,
Slechivalk,
VNV Nation,
Blindside,
Project 86,
Judas Priest,
Tourniquet,
Death,
Opeth,
Christmas music,
etc...

Movies:

Cinderella Man,
Star Trek: First Contact,
Groundhogs Day,
End of the Spear,
V For Vandetta,
All three Back to the Future movies,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
both Wayne's World movies,
both Bill and Ted movies...

Television:

Darhma and Greg,
Northern exposure,
Star Trek (especially Deep Space 9),
PBS documentaries,
Recess (the greatest cartoon ever),
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Metalocalypse,
Robot Chicken,
Scrubs,
The Pretender,
My Name Is Earl
and other odd things like that....

Books:

I generally read a lot of C.S. Lewis, Mike Resnick, miscellaneous classics, and everyone once in a while read apolegetics.I LOVE the following comic strips/comic books:
Silver Surfer (greatest superhero EVER),
Anything cosmic and in the marvel universe
Spiderman
Calvin and Hobbes,
This Modern World,
Zits,
Dilbert,
The Far Side,
Cat and Girl,
XQUZYPHYR & Overboard,
Daily Dinosaur Comics,
Questionable Content,
Death To The Extremists,
Big Fat Whale
Partially Clips
Peanuts
Alien Loves Predator
Minimum Security
Doonesbury...

Heroes:

Jesus.....
The guy who invented seat belts...
Jyro Xhan

My Blog

The greatest thing Maggie has ever written...

Oh My Goth! by the lovely and beautiful Maggie May  Mall-Goths; the bane of my existence. The fishnet dam in which my sensibilities are strung up upon. But what are these curious creatures that ...
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

For everyone whose ever fallen in love...

They're only with you for your money.  You should probably break up with them now before they steal all your cash and break your heart.  It'll be easier that way.
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

The new Marilyn Manson song "If I Was Your Vampire"

is suger coated gothic-goddess-goodness wrapped up in a 4 minute pop song. Check it out.... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=178753931   NOW WHER...
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

Ten things every human being should know about life...

10.   No one loves you. 9.    There is no such thing as a vulcan death grip. 8.    Homeless people are really just rich slackers who are using the money they be...
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:13:00 PST

I've been under a lot of stress lately

And it's starting to get to me.  I mean, I can't barely sleep, I only have a sparatic appettite...  And don't get me started on the weird places my mind has been going to...  It's ...
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

I've started exercising

And I feel much better...
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

You can no longer say I don't love you

BEHOLD: DONNIES OLD WEB SITE... http://devoted.to/arawnsrealm
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

Change

Things are changing.  I've changed my diet.  I don't eat meat anymore (except for a little fish).  Skyliner is probably going to add another member (but I'm not saying who or what instr...
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

JOIN MY CULT!!!

AND I'LL GIVE YOU FREE CANDY!!!
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST

Maybe you could help me out

I've been having this dream lately that's really been bothering me...   It consists of me, bill clinton and marilyn monroe all playing poker naked in times square while the B 52's play "the song ...
Posted by A random sentence with no real meaning or purpose on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST