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Kip

Peter Crouch is a bitch

About Me

Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.
A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.
A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
An enemy generally says and believes what he wishes. An injured friend is the bitterest of foes.
Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty. Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.
"We surely cannot deny to any nation that right whereon our own government is founded, that every one may govern itself according to whatever form it pleases and change these forms at its own will... The will of the nation is the only thing essential to be regarded."
- Thomas Jefferson

My Interests

Thinking

Pabst Blue Ribbon
Being
Black Thorne
Existing
*The* Fifteen Dollar Tecate
Liberty Double shot of Tic Tac

IWA-MS: The Standing Shooting Star Press Leg Drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=godqp3N8Y1s

This is one of the most amazing physical feats I have ever seen a human being do. If you don't think wrestling is a sport, lets see you get off the couch and bust one of these out.

Music:


Radiohead - The Bends
Coheed and Cambria - Second Stage Turbine Blade
Thursday - Full Collapse
Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am Not
Feist - The Reminder
Broken Social Scene - You Forgot It In People
The Most Serene Republic - Underwater Cinematographer
Thunder, Lightning, Strike - The Go! Team
Oh, Inverted World - The Shins Juturna - Circa Survive

Movies:

Every human being only needs to see these three movies to get this crazy thing we call life1. First Blood
2. Karate Kid
3. The Notebook
Theres nothing about life you cannot learn from an afternoon of watching these three movies. Self Respect, self reliance, love, loyalty, trust, strength, bravery.. They're all in their for your viewing pleasure. Just make sure you fire of a thank you card for Ryan Gosling and his Noah beard.

Television:

Heroes
House
It's Always Sunny
30 Rock
Friday Night Lights
Californication
South Park Venture Brothers
The Office (UK but the US verison isn't so bad)
Frisky Dingo
Extras oh and I watch Keith Olbermann pretty much every night
I wish I could have some preachy high moral and say I never watch TV, but that would just be a god damn lie. I watch entirely too much tv to be completely honest. Its a problem I am addressing in my own time and I completely appricate your support for myself and my family at this time. I have no doubt I will beat this addiction, god bless you and good night.

Books:

Catcher In The Rye
Grapes of Wrath
Of Mice and Men
Fever Pitch
Storm Front Hatchet

Heroes:

My Dad
My Friends
My Family
My History

My Blog

A letter...

I found this on the internet, there was no name attached to it.  But I really really like it...Dear President Bush: Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually, we're...
Posted by Kip on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:34:00 PST

Jesus...

Theres nothing better on this planet then your young american christian.  There the best people ever, you know them.  They like to get bible verses tatt'd on their shoulders.  They love...
Posted by Kip on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Me as of 11:27 9/26/07

I haven't worked since June.  I always had this dream of doing nothing all day and sitting around playing video games and watching all my movies over and over.  I am living that dream and it...
Posted by Kip on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:37:00 PST

Its oh so quiet.

There is a certain insight one gets from being awake when everyone else is asleep.  Things you never notice when your surrounded with the noise of the day.  The night is dark, cool, and quie...
Posted by Kip on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:16:00 PST

Get Your Holier Then Thou Hands Off Me...

Lot of people ask me what is my problem with religion.  My own personal belives are mine.  I don't share them with a lot of people.  Do I believe in God?  Yeah I think it's somethi...
Posted by Kip on Mon, 08 May 2006 02:32:00 PST

Could You Be An LA County Firefighter?

Could you be an LA County Firefighter?  Take me little quiz and find out. 1.) You come upon a patient complaining about shortness of breathe.  You check his O2 Sat.  It comes up at 60% ...
Posted by Kip on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:38:00 PST

Why I Get Angry

I made a mistake a long time ago. That mistake was that I figured the rest of the world ran on the same common sense that I live my life by.  The same common sense that my dearly departed father ...
Posted by Kip on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:09:00 PST

That'll be 700 hundred dollars ma'am

Okay let's go over this. Do not call 911 if... You have thrown up.  Be an adult and deal with it.  If there's a little blood maybe you have a case.  Get in your car and drive to the E...
Posted by Kip on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:10:00 PST

Death Bed Advice Incase Your Not There To See Me Die In Fifty Years

Keep your head on a swivel, thats what you gotta do in a vicious cock fight. Your never too old for this shit. You wont like anything you like now in five years, so stop acting so damn cool. It's n...
Posted by Kip on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:45:00 PST

Lucha Libre vs. 8325 in a Steel Cage in the Main Event

I love wrestling. Since I was eight.  I know its fake.  But so are most of the boobs I love.  So I am okay with it.  Its more fun knowing its fake. You respect the hard work it ta...
Posted by Kip on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 08:15:00 PST