Women, Smokes (as long as they aren't Sanzo's because his taste like shit), beer (as long as it's good), fighting with the baka saru, ending this stupid field trip we've ended up on... goddess only knows how... SHE DOES SHE STARTED IT!
Whoever decided to start this pain in the ass resurrection so we can kill the dumb bastard and be done with it!
Anything besides stupid monk chants! *ducks a bullet* YOU DAMN MONK!
We're heading West, that's a lot of sand!!!
If we're lucky and the inn we happen to pick as a t.v. ANYTHING!!
My brother