I Feel Phunky

Exhibits: A) My Name Is Ryan. B) I Fight Pirates. C) I Hate Mustard and Cheese Wizz. D) I Hate Lots of People. E) I Hold Really Long Grudges That Stand a Longer Test of Time Then The Story of The Crucifiction Itself. F) I Work at a Movie Theater. G) I Loathe (with an e) Hipsters and Scene Kids. H) I Love Animals. I) I'm Going To Art School. J) I love To Fight. K) My Car Caught on Fire Once...and Lived to Drive Again. L) Punctuation is the Key to a Self Contained Happiness. M) Capital Letters Also Share the Same Afformentioned Results. N) I Once Gave A Finger to A Gerie Curled Mother Fucker in A Red Car. O) P Comes Next. P) Socom 2 is My Game.. Q) I Have Recuring WoW Bindges Like Clock Work Every 3 Months. R) I Call Those Times of the Year My Period. S) I Wana Grow Up To be Like Mr. Meth. T) I Hate Aqua Teen Hunger Force...it's just not funny. U) I'll Choose Tom Goes to The Mayor Any Day. V) I Tend to Loiter at A Used Book Store Run by Burly Bearded Man and a Pinhead Looking Fellow For Whom sometimes I Run Favors For. W) I Play Mandolin... X) I Vowed to Kill All of The Above Mentioned Things When I Take Over the World. Y) All of These Previously Mentioned Things Are The Mulitple Titles and Aliases of a Book I Might Write. Z) I Love to Snuggims a Butt.